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2011 archive

Unintended Consquences 0

The Smoking Gun reminds us of what happened the last time the Republicans shut down the government.

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But Wait! There’s More! 0

This should be fun to follow:

A young model who worked as a personal assistant for Vince Shlomi–the TV pitchman responsible for the ShamWow and Slap Chop products–alleges that he wanted her to be his “love slave,” and offered to buy her eggs for $20,000 and pay her to sleep in his bed with him, according to a federal lawsuit.

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Spill Here, Spill Now, Serve with Cocktail Sauce 0

Excerpt: “In my opinion, nothing that’s being caught in these waters today is safe for human consumption.”

Via Facing South.

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Glenn Beck’s New Gig 1

Andy Borowitz reports:

Landing on his feet just hours after his program was dropped by Fox News Channel, controversial host Glenn Beck announced today that he had just inked a new contract to join the cable network Syfy, formerly known as the Sci Fi Channel.

Speaking at a press conference announcing the move, Mr. Beck told reporters, “The best part of this deal is that I won’t need to change my format at all.”

Mr. Beck said that his program was “a perfect fit” for a schedule of programming packed with aliens, paranoid conspiracy theories and alternative universes.

Details at the link.

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Nothing To Do, Nowhere To Go 0

Slightly barely just a little bit better maybe:

The Labor Department said Thursday the number of people seeking benefits dropped 10,000 to 382,000 in the week ending April 2. That’s the third drop in four weeks.

The four-week average of applications, a less volatile measure, declined to 389,500. The average is just 1,000 above a two-year low that was reached three weeks ago.

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The Reasonable Fallacy 0

What Tom Levenson said.

Also . . . .

Tom Tomorrow
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Via the Great Orange Satan.

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More on “Entitlements” 0

Matt Davies
Click to see the original at Go Comics dot com.

Via Balloon Juice.

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Finding Meaning in Meanness 0

One of the notable aspects of today’s Republican Party, other than the whole making-the-rich-richer-and-the poor-poorer thing that has been the staple of Republicanism for decades, is its mean-spiritedness.

Shaun Mullen captures it well.

But I, for one, get pretty worked up when the GOP marches ever more relentlessly into the fiscal future with a master plan to further squeeze the disabled, the elderly, the poor and . . . oh yeah, the middle class while offering even bigger lollipops to the rich and big business. This is not to say that entitlement programs don’t need to go on a diet, but to balance the budget on the backs of the people elderly and needy kids — who are the primary beneficiaries of Medicare and Medicaid — without asking for sacrifices from everyone across the board is cruel.

Aside:

I don’t agree with Shaun about Medicaid or Medicare. I have known persons on Medicaid and Medicare and seen the type of nursing homes that sick or aging Medicaid and Medicare patients who have no other means get stashed in.

They provide “get-by” care at best.

Calling them “entitlements” is akin to calling the privilege of not dying from a curable disease an “entitlement.”

But, in Republican world, not dying from a curable disease is an entit–oh, never mind.

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QOTD 0

Will Rogers:

If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?

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Cap It On 0

At the convenience store.Flux Cap

“What’s Fluxbox?”

“It’s a window manager for the Linux OS.”

“Never heard of it.”

“That’s why I wear the hat.”

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Dogwood 0

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Anti-Vaccination Hysteria Bears Fruit 0

Offered without comment:

A small, private Floyd County (Va.) school has closed for the week after more than half its students became ill with whooping cough.

At least 30 people associated with Blue Mountain School have been diagnosed with the highly contagious disease, also called pertussis, including 23 of its 45 students, said Shelly Emmett, the alternative school’s director.

(snip)

The outbreak was caused by not properly vaccinating people against the disease, O’Dell (Dr. Molly O’Dell, director of the New River Health District–ed.) said, noting that a subset of the population does not follow vaccination recommendations.

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Republican Thought Police 0

Clarence Page exposes the duplicity. A nugget:

Doublespeak? What else describes the reasoning of activists who oppose a proposed “ground zero mosque” — that, by the way, would neither be a mosque nor at ground zero — in the name of “protecting our religious freedoms?”

Thought police? If you want to have a future in today’s Republican circles, thou shalt not scoff in public at the power of talk-show star Rush Limbaugh or the next day thou shalt find thyself apologetically groveling at his mighty throne.

Newspeak? Don’t even think of referring to tea party supporters as “teabaggers,” even when they’ve got tea bags dangling from their hats.

But, amusing as such examples might be, the rise of right-wing PC takes on an aroma of real danger in a current case of what I call Wisconsin Doublethink: The use of state versions of the Freedom of Information Act to suppress information that the right doesn’t like.

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Counting Down the Count 0

Behind the numbers:

In order to be counted as unemployed, you have to say that you are looking for work. The unemployment rate did not fall because the unemployed had found jobs; rather, the unemployment rate fell because people have given up looking for work. Only in Washington would this be hailed as good news.

Follow the link for details.

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Dressed for Excess 0

Stephanie Wraith, Contra Costa Teen Correspondent for the San Jose Mercury News, considers prom fashions and asks, “When did hooker chic become in style for prom?”

She suggests some remedies. Here’s one:

Mandate that all chaperones purchase their dresses for the evening from the local prom retailer, too. One glimpse of that history teacher in a strapless minidress should have most girls swearing off such attire for life.

See the rest at the link.

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QOTD 0

Francis Bacon:

Fame is like a river, that beareth up things light and swollen, and drowns things weighty and solid.

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Blessed Event 0

The end of the interminable, pointless, and corrupt college basketball season.

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Update from the Foreclosure-Based Economy 0

Afterthought:

My friend watched this last night while I was at my meeting and found it astounding.

I burned out on 60 Minutes a long time ago.

Afterthought 2:

But I’ve been following this story. Nothing in it surprised me.

Via Atrios.

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Plus Ca Change 0

James Carroll, writing at the Boston Globe, looks at the history of Christian prejudice against Islam. A nugget:

From early on, Western civilization understood itself positively against the negative foil of Islam, a polarity that was institutionalized during the decisive centuries of the Crusades. That Christendom failed to liberate the Holy Land from infidel control only made permanent the fear and hatred of Islam.

Meanwhile, as is always true of bigotry, Europeans knew very little about actual Muslims. The Koran dates to the seventh century, but there was no Latin translation of the sacred text until the middle of the 12th century. The first “approximately objective account of Islam and the prophet,’’ in the phrase of the theologian Hans Kung, did not appear in Europe until the 18th century — a book that was promptly censored by the church. None of this stopped Christians from assuming they knew what Islam was, right from the start.

There seems to be something in human nature that longs to have enemies and perpetuate enmity.

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