From Pine View Farm

2011 archive

A Sordid Tale of Kitchen Condiments 0

Cheated wife sees red after would-be contract killer fakes hit with ketchup after finding out target was a friend, say Bahia police.

H/T Susan for the headline.

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QOTD 0

La Rouchefoucauld, from the Quotemaster (subscribe here):

Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example.

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Dustbiters 0

The FDIC is dining close to home tonight:

Burke’s Law last night:

Also, the local rag gave about a 54 pt. headline to the failure of the Bank of the Commonwealth, as if bank failures have not been weekly occurrences since the bursting of the Bushonomics Bubble.

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DIY 0

The north wall of the garage is now lined with 68 linear feet of shelves.

Next: 70 linear feet plus pegboard for the south wall.

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Mitt the Flip 0

The flips are so rapid as to be invisible to the naked eye:

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Living on a $400,000 Shoestring 0

You really don’t need Jon Stewart to parody politicians. They parody themselves.

But Stewart does it so well.

Via Bob Cesca.

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The Nut Counter 0

In the Philadelphia Inquirer, Leonard Boasberg wonders . . .

Where does Perry get the notion that the Founding Fathers were states’ righters? Why does he think they assembled in Philadelphia during that hot summer of 1787 except to create a national government? Alexander Hamilton wrote in the Federalist Papers, “A nation without a national government is, in my view, an awful spectacle.”

Follow the link for the rest his list of products from the Republican nut department.

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Don’t Buy a Loser Ticket 0

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Looking for Ponzi’s Descendants 0

Amy Goodman thinks she has found his heirs:

Speaking of the Tea Party, Texas Gov. Rick Perry has caused a continuous fracas in the Republican presidential debates with his declaration that the U.S.’s revered Social Security system is a “Ponzi scheme.” Charles Ponzi was the con artist who swindled thousands in 1920 with a fraudulent promise for high returns on investments. A typical Ponzi scheme involves taking money from investors, then paying them off with money taken from new investors, rather than paying them from actual earnings.

Social Security is actually solvent, with a trust fund of more than $2.6 trillion. The real Ponzi scheme threatening the U.S. public is the voracious greed of Wall Street banks.

I interviewed one of the “Occupy Wall Street” protest organizers. David Graeber teaches at Goldsmiths, University of London, and has authored several books, most recently “Debt: The First 5,000 Years.” Graeber points out that, in the midst of the financial crash of 2008, enormous debts between banks were renegotiated. Yet only a fraction of troubled mortgages have gotten the same treatment.

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Bob Cesca:

I wish there were things I could unremember.

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“An Armed Society Is a Polite Society” 0

Outdoor recreation, the courteous way:

Police in Massachusetts say a Pennsylvania man with rope, a pulley, a flashlight attached to a headband and glow sticks may have drowned in a river while trying to retrieve a gun.

Haverhill (HAY’-vruhl) police say divers found a Glock semiautomatic pistol Wednesday in the Merrimack River. It was near the spot where the body of 30-year-old Matthew Bleistein of Lancaster, Pa., was found suspended by a rope around his waist on Saturday.

There’s something disturbing about the love between gun nuts and the rifled objects of their affection.

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Facebook Frolics 0

Status: Dubious.

Social-networking users should be on the alert for shady investment schemes being pitched on sites such as Facebook, Twitter, LinkedIn and eHarmony by their “friends,” state (Delaware–ed.) officials said Wednesday.

Although social media websites connect users more easily to family, friends and acquaintances, they also have opened the door to con artists who prey on unsuspecting victims, state Attorney General Beau Biden said.

Scams committed through social-networking sites are rapidly spreading versions of the traditional “affinity fraud,” in which criminals connect with victims through common interests shared through social networks, Biden said.

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If You Don’t Know Where You’ve Been, You Can’t Figure Out Where You’re Heading 0

Last year, it was discovered that a history text book used in Virginia schools was riddled with egregious errors.

Now it has resurfaced, with some of the potholes filled, but the roadbed still seems defective:

“Our Virginia” sparked controversy last fall when Carol Sheriff, a parent and College of William and Mary history professor, disputed a sentence found in the book. It read: “Thousands of Southern blacks fought in the Confederate ranks, including two black battalions under the command of Stonewall Jackson.”

Sheriff, a teacher of the Civil War, reviewed the second edition of the “Our Virginia” chapter dealing with that subject. While pleased to see many errors had been corrected, Sheriff wrote in an email that some misleading characterizations remain.

“For example,” she said, “the book might lead children to believe that slavery did not exist in the Union itself; that the North and South were entirely different from one another; or that white Northerners immediately and universally greeted the Union’s black soldiers as heroes.”

One reviewer cited in the story made a list of factual and textual errors that was over four pages long.

Now comes the state board of propaganda education wanting to let this turkey back in the schools.

It would seem to me that the publisher of this text book is more concerned with sales than with students.

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TSA Security Theatre 1

Jennifer Abel reads to us from the ACLU database of complaints about TSA cops copping feels, and then points out that:

The explanation is simple: TSA policy is to focus on genitalia at the expense of the security checks they should be doing. Last week, the House subcommittee on homeland security said the TSA was to blame in the death of a teenage stowaway who hid in the wheel-well of a parked airplane. (If a thoughtless teenager can do it, a terrorist with a bomb can, too.) TSA also fired or suspended 28 baggage screeners in Honolulu who weren’t screening checked bags for explosives. Checking the cargo hold’s contents, checking the plane itself – all take a back seat to checking what’s in our underwear, because only the latter lets the TSA live up to the motto that was posted in its training center shortly after its founding: “Dominate. Intimidate. Control.”

For a surfeit of skeevy screening stories, follow the link.

I’m glad my road warrior days appear to be over.

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Light Bloggery 0

Home improvements.

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When Good Junk Mail Goes Bad 0

I just received a letter from a car dealer thanking me for all the time I’ve spent with them “discussing my transportation needs.” You can see it here (JPG)

I have never set foot in the establishment; indeed, I have only a vague notion of where it is, though I have no doubt driven by it many times.

I certainly would not do so now.

It has demonstrated that it is as honest as, well, a car dealer.

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Nothing To Do, Nowhere To Go 0

Big whoop.

Still well over 400k.

Applications for jobless benefits decreased 9,000 in the week ended Sept. 17 to 423,000, Labor Department figures showed today. Economists forecast 420,000 claims, according to the median estimate in a Bloomberg News survey. The average number of claims in the past month rose for a fifth straight week, to the highest level since July 16.

An elevated level of dismissals raises the odds U.S. companies may put off plans to increase employment, making it difficult for joblessness to fall below 9 percent. Citing ongoing weakness in the labor market, Federal Reserve policy makers announced yesterday they would use another unconventional monetary tool to spur economic growth and job gains.

Lay off more highway workers to fix this.

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QOTD 0

Judith Martin (Miss Manners), from the Quotemaster (subscribe here):

The invention of the teenager was a mistake, in Miss Manners’ opinion…. Once you identify a period of life in which people have few restrictions and, at the same time, few responsibilities – they get to stay out late but don’t have to pay taxes – naturally, nobody wants to live any other way.

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The Cost of Endless War 0

Beating plowshares into swords exacts a toll.

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Facebook Frolics 0

Political frolic leads trial and acquittal:

The case against Zimbabwean Vikas Mavhudzi, accused of subversion because of an alleged post on the social media site Facebook, has collapsed.

Prosecutors failed to retrieve the message he allegedly posted on Prime Minister Morgan Tsvangirai’s page in February that praised Egypt’s uprising.

Vikas Mavhudzi is not an obscure private person. He’s the Prime Minister’s primary political opponent.

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