There’s the old story about the fellow who goes to a psychiatrist.
The shrink shows him an inkblot (I said it was an old story) and asks, “What does this remind you of.”
The patient answers, “Sex.”
The shrink shows him another inkblot, asks the same question, and gets the same answer.
After about 15 minutes of this, the shrink says, “I believe you are preoccupied with sex.”
The patient sits up angrily and retorts, “Me! You’re the fellow with all the dirty pictures!”
That patient had nothing on Republicans.