I Get Mail 0
And occasionally it contains something worth repeating.
Snow White, Superman and Pinocchio are walking along.
They see a sign: “Contest for World’s Most Beautiful Woman.” Snow White goes in, later comes out smiling, wearing a crown.
They walk along and see another sign: “Contest for World’s Strongest Man.” Superman goes in, later comes out smiling, wearing the belt.
They walk along and see a sign: “Contest for World’s Greatest Liar.” Pinocchio goes in and comes out later with his head down, crying.
“Who the hell is Mitt Romney?” Pinocchio sobs.
