From Pine View Farm

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Trying to visualize this makes me fret.

You’d think it would cause band cramp.

Police in Cherry Hill, New Jersey are looking for the man who stole guitars on two occasions by putting them down his pants.

His female “accomplice” (as they call her in the story) would string along the clerk as the thief inserted the ax in his wardrobe.

No mention whether she used a g-string.

The stores need some way to fender off the thieves.



  1. George Smith

    January 30, 2013 at 6:15 pm

    I do not understand how you get a Les Paul “slim neck” guitar down your pants unless you weigh 350 pounds and have commensurate trousers. Really.

  2. Frank

    January 30, 2013 at 10:55 pm

    Maybe someone gave him a leg up.

  3. George Smith

    January 31, 2013 at 12:22 pm


  4. Frank

    January 31, 2013 at 10:29 pm

    I was in a punsive mood.