From Pine View Farm

He’s Looking at Doing Hard Cheese 0

Cop it, the cheese!

A suspect dubbed the “Swiss Cheese Pervert” was arrested Thursday for allegedly committing indecent acts with dairy products in the Northeast Philadelphia area.

“indecent acts with dairy products.” The copy editor had fun krafting this one.

It’s a slice of reality.

Which reminds me of what the waiter told the chef when the customer ordered veal parmigiana.

Cheese it, the chops!

Joking aside, I am well acquainted with Krafft-Ebing, but this is a new kind of creepy.

I’ll have to make a note in my dairy.

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