The Bionic Mate 0
Chris Sevier, allegedly a former judge advocate general and combat veteran, wants to marry his “porn-filled Apple laptop” according to the motion, says the Broward-Palm Beach New Times.
The judge rejected the emotion.
Which came first: obsession with sex or wingnut politics? The two are so oft coupled that I suspect a dissertation lurks in the question.
Afterthought:
Despite what millions of men have told their wives/mothers/girlfriends, the computer did not become “porn-filled” on its own.