From Pine View Farm

The Bionic Mate 0

In Florida, a man who is against the idea of gay marriage has filed a motion in a federal case saying those who love inanimate objects should get some legal love too.

Chris Sevier, allegedly a former judge advocate general and combat veteran, wants to marry his “porn-filled Apple laptop” according to the motion, says the Broward-Palm Beach New Times.

The judge rejected the emotion.

Which came first: obsession with sex or wingnut politics? The two are so oft coupled that I suspect a dissertation lurks in the question.

Afterthought:

Despite what millions of men have told their wives/mothers/girlfriends, the computer did not become “porn-filled” on its own.

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