More holster hijinks:
Brent Pipgrass, 36, was strapping a .45-caliber pistol into its holster just after 5:30 a.m. Saturday when the gun fell to the ground and fired, Pipgrass told deputies. The bullet struck Pipgrass in his lower leg.
Note how the gun fell, all on its ownsome. Heaven forbid that some real person with agency could have, like, you know, dropped it.