May, 2016 archive
“An Armed Society Is a Polite Society” 0
It’s just another routine school day in NRA paradise.
Help Me Out Here 0
I’m working on song to propose to North Carolina for a new state song. I’ve managed to come up with the first few lines, but now I’m stuck.
Golden showers fill my dreams.
I am preoccupied with streams.
Sleep, Pretty Baby, do not cry,
I will ensure that you stay dry.
I’m not really into golden showers, not being a North Carolina Republican, so assistance is appreciated.
Break Time 0
Off to drink liberally.
More Tales of the Tarheel Potty Police 0
Elsewhere, Daniel Ruth marvels at the loo loonies.
Meanwhile, The Bob and Chez Show Blog offers a pictorial representation of North Carolina’s golden showers fetish:
Nothing To Do, Nowhere To Go 0
Not great, but still under 300k.
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The four-week moving average of claims, a less volatile measure than the weekly figures, increased to 268,250 from 258,000.
The number of people continuing to receive jobless benefits rose by 37,000 in the week ended April 30, the biggest increase since the end of November, to 2.16 million.
Trumping around the World 0
Job’s Anger travels the world rounding up editorial cartoons about Donald Trump.
“An Armed Society Is a Polite Society” 0
One more time, politeness is child’s play.
Her grandmother, who was cooking downstairs at the time of the shooting, was later questioned by police and released, said Detroit Police Officer Jennifer Moreno. The investigation into the tragedy continues and no charges have been filed.