From Pine View Farm

“An Armed Society Is a Polite Society” 0

Share your politeness.

A woman, 24, reported she was in her bedroom showing a gun she keeps under her pillow to a friend, 26, around midnight at a home on the 500 block of Mulberry Road.

She told police she took the magazine out of the 9mm Canik pistol, put the magazine back in, and as she held the gun in her hand, a bullet fired, Bellingham police Lt. Mike Johnston said.

The round struck the man’s right leg above the ankle.

I have figured out how all these guns fire on their own. As their ammosexual owners caress them, the weapons eventually reach a peak of excitement that makes inevitable a premature–er–discharge.


Gun nuts refer to this phenomenon as “cleaning my gun.”


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