I generally do not watch election returns or campaign
circuses debates because I have better things to do with my time, like watch reruns of Murder She Wrote. They generally have less nutritional value than a Twinkie without the delicious creamy filling.
If anything of value happens, I can always read about them the next day.
Thankfully, Dick Polman has summarized last night’s
Trumpalooza “forum” to prove to me that my decision to watch a rerun of The Bob Newhart Show was a correct and much more edifying decision. Here’s a snippet:
Q: Are you prepared to be commander-in-chief?
Q: But are you really prepared to be commander-in-chief?
A: The best!
Q: Thank you sir, may I have another?