From Pine View Farm

January, 2018 archive

From the “Never Gonna Happen Dept” 0

The Las Vegas Sun proposes a “stable genius test.” A snippet:

It would be simple for Donald Trump to prove that he is a “very stable genius” and refute the idea presented in the best-seller “Fire and Fury” that he’s an idiot with no grasp of issues.

All he needs to do is walk out and present himself to the Washington media corps for an extensive, no-holds-barred news conference in which reporters can probe him on the details of his policies and view of the world. . . .

Oops, wait.

That wouldn’t work, would it?

Of course not, and everybody knows it — including, by all appearances, the people around Trump.

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“Here Be Monsters” 0

Alexandra Petri details Gerry Mander’s monstrous menagerie.

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“Executive Time” 0

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“The Best Words” 0

Frame One:  George Washington saying,

Via Job’s Anger.

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A Small Note about How Libel Laws Work in the United States 0

Truth is a defense.

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Head of the Crass 0

Donald Trump, standing next to the Wizard of Oz, points to his head as the Wizard hands him a diploma reading,

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Electronic Soma, Reprise 0

Teacher:  Your homework assignment didn't get such a good grade, Mr. Wilkins.  Curtis:  There's a channel devoted to my favorite genre, horror, which runs 24 houre a day, and an unending assortment of games at my fingertips any time I want.  That considered, I think this grade is pretty good.

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QOTD 0

Gertrude Stein:

Silent gratitude isn’t very much to anyone.

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Chris-Crossed 0

Alfred Doblin reads The Ballad of Chris Christie.

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Electronic Soma 0

Will Bunch finds the sudden (and, one hopes, transitory) enthusiasm for “Oprah for President,” based on one short speech at a Hollywood self-congratulation fest to be disturbing. He suggests that it betrays a fundamental shallowness in the polity and posits that our addiction to entertainment and diversion on screens of various sizes is an electronic equivalent of addiction to the mythical drug, soma, which figured in Aldous Huxley’a novel, Brave New World (if you haven’t read it, you should).

In a time when persons are judged by the number of twits who follow them on Twitter, methinks he has a point.

Here’s a bit of his column (emphasis added):

We need to talk about Neil Postman yet again, because the famous 1985 prophecy by the late NYU professor and media critic — that America was slowly amusing itself to death by killing political discourse as electronic media took over our lives — is proving to be more and more true, every disastrous day of the 21st Century. Postman’s premise — inspired by George Orwell’s 1984 and the realities of our world when that year finally arrived — was that it was not Big Brother-style censorship but the desire for instant gratification and the intravenous drug of entertainment on a big screen that would ultimately strangle modern democracy.

“How delighted would be all the kings, czars and fuhrers of the past and commissars of the present,” Postman wrote, “to know that censorship is not a necessity when all political discourse takes the form of a jest.” Rather than Orwell, Postman’s muse was Aldous Huxley’s Brave New World, where the citizenry was too stoned on a drug called soma to care anymore about stuff like elections. “What Huxley feared,” according to Postman, “was that there would be no reason to ban a book, for there would be no one who wanted to read one.”

Frankly, Oprah is as qualified in terms of temperament and rectitude to be President as Donald Trump is unqualified; nevertheless, in common with Trump, she has not the experience in governance and politics to lead government competently. The outburst of support for her speaks more to a thirst for temperament and rectitude than to a sober assessment of qualifications.

Furthermore, the notion that someone with no experience with policy or governance can leap in and lead a government is a fairy tale for lazy minds, but that’s a rant for another day.

Afterthought:

Even were she as qualified as President Obama or Theodore Roosevelt or even George H. W. Bush, I would have difficulty supporting the person who unleashed Dr. Phil on an unsuspecting nation.

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Unquestionable 0

Learn more here.

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“An Armed Society Is a Polite Society” 0

Be polite to your fellow employees.

Police said two employees at Reliable Fence got into an altercation and one of the men pulled a gun. Authorities said the argument between the employees has been an ongoing dispute.

A 34-year-old man was shot twice in the back as he ran away, according to police.

Other employees jumped on the gunman and one man was fatally shot during the scuffle.

“After the initial person got shot, the other employees ran over and were trying to wrestle the gun from the shooter,” Clinton Township police Capt. Richard Maierle. “The gun then went off and shot the business owner.”

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The Trumpled Beach 0

Surfer on beach drenched in oil as off-shore drilling rig in Donald Trump's image says,

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Captions Outrageous 2

Last night, we watched an old episode of Perry Mason. (I guess all Perry Mason episodes are old at this point. At least there are no SWAT teams running around like Star Wars storm troopers . . . .)

In one bit of dialog, the word “tycoon’s” appeared.

The closed captions displayed it as “TYXXXX’S.”

Aside:

One of the characters was named “Eula.” Why a character would be named “End User License Agreement” is beyond me.

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Thumbelina 0

Frame One:  Donald Trump, reading

Via The Bob Cesca Show Blog.

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QOTD 0

Livy:

Men are only clever at shifting blame from their own shoulders to those of others.

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And Now, a Musical Interlude 0

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The Court Is in Sessions 0

Jeff Sessions as Don Quixote aboard horse facing windmills whose blades look like marijuana leaves.  Sessions, holding

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Mean(s) Test 0

Title:  Breaking News:  Poverty Eliminated.  Frame One:  News Anchor Biff:  We turn now to an exclusive Action McNews McBulletin.  News Anchor Wanda:  We've just recieved word that there is no more poverty in America.  Biff:  For more on this developing story, we go live to our reporter on the scene, Bettie McBettie.  Frames Two-Four:  Bettie reports:  Thanks, Biff.  I'm standing in one of our city's purportedly low income neighborhoods, where a few minutes ago, I witnessed an alledgely

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The Voter Fraud Fraud 0

Maine’s Secretary of State, a Democrat who was on Donald Trump’s farcical Presidential Advisory Commission on Election Integrity, but who had to file suit to find out what it was doing, reports on his experience.

No summary or excerpt can do his story justice. Just follow the link.

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