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“An Armed Society Is a Polite Society” 0

Self-politeness is the politest kind.

The shooting victim, Mark Anthony Jones, 46, told officers he was walking near the Girl Scout Cabin when his 9mm handgun began to slip in his waistband. He reached down to adjust it and the gun discharged, striking him just above the penis. The bullet then exited his scrotum.

The victim did not have a license to carry and the D. A. is considering charges, but, frankly, I suspect he’s already suffered enough.

Indeed, now he will need his portable penis more than ever.

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