A responsible gun owner (sic) gets pantsed by his own politeness.
(New Hampshire–ed.) State police say a man suffered non-life-threatening injuries to a lower extremity when an unholstered gun tucked into the rear waistband of his pants accidentally fired early Sunday.
One cannot help wondering just precisely to which item of anatomy the euphemism, “lower extremity,” refers.
Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.