From Pine View Farm

“An Armed Society Is a Polite Society” 0

It’s probably not a good idea to take your portable phallus to bed along with your “female friend.”

That’s a threesome that may not turn out well.

The man allegedly told officers he was laying on his bed “relaxing” and “talking” with his female friend when his dog “jumped on the bed and got his paw stuck in the trigger guard and ended up hitting the trigger.”

The man, who has not been identified, was “grazed in his top left thigh,” police said.

Jesus, Mary, and Joseph.

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