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Daniel Ruth thinks that Jeb Bush will run. A snippet:
Up on the dais are Texas Sen. Ted Cruz looking like a used shark salesman, grumpy New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie foaming at the mouth, Sen. Marco Rubio playing jacks, sanctimonious former Sen. Rick Santorum showing everyone his stigmata, Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal handing out beignets, Texas Gov. Rick Perry waxing about how great it is to be in Hawaii, former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee trying to raise the dead, and Wisconsin Rep. Paul Ryan reciting Ayn Rand’s Atlas Shrugged.
And thus Bush thinks to himself: “Holy cow, that’s not an assemblage of serious presidential candidates. It’s the campfire scene from Blazing Saddles . . . . Compared to these rubes I come off as Benjamin Disraeli meets the Founding Fathers. Yeah, I’m in.”