Fire-Trapped 0
Pennsylvania Republicans are on fire with the white heat of self-righteousness (emphasis added).
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Occasionally, guests would whisper about where Risoldi got her money, since her only known job was in her daughter’s law office. She often explained that she inherited a windfall from her late husband’s successful tile company.
State prosecutors provided their own theory last week: rampant insurance fraud. The Attorney General’s Office on Thursday charged Risoldi and several members of her family with bilking insurers out of $20 million after her mansion caught fire three times in five years.
Had she worked for a Wall Street Bank, she’d have gotten a bail out, not a bail bond.
Afterthought:
If my house caught fire three times in five years, I’d want a new house or, at least, an arson investigator and a private eye.
She, however, had a burning desire for her cause. She carried a torch for Republicans. Republicans flicked her Bic. She was a fan of the Bu-Tane Clan. Republicans lit up her life. She was on fire for the cause. She let her light so shine under the bullshit bushel. She glowed little glow-worm glimmered glimmered.
I’ll stop now, but you can continue. The opportunities are endless.
