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Brotherly politeness:

Others in the group were “popping fireworks” and drinking before they sat on the beds of two pickup trucks parked next to one another, police said.

The man was sitting across from his teen brother and handling a gun, trying to fix it, police said.

He raised the gun and pulled the trigger, fatally shooting his brother in the head on accident, police said.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

Another case of courtesy on the concrete.

We are a broken society.

And, as we know, politeness takes practice.

You too can join in the fun and win a portable phallus.

Afterthought:

You do know that the whole NRA-style Second Amendment fetish isn’t about “the right to bear arms,” and it’s certainly not about “a well-regulated militia.”

It’s all about the Benjamins.

Once again, politeness becomes child’s play.

We are a society that has chosen to poison itself with lead.

And another oxymoronic “responsible gun owner” exposes a portable phallus to a child.

The victim’s father told them the family was getting ready to go out for pizza. The 2-year-old was left alone in the car for a short time while the parents locked the apartment and made sure they had what they needed.

The father was securing the front door when he heard a popping sound. He suspected it was a gunshot and ran to check the car. He found the toddler on the center console with a gunshot wound, the report states.

We are a society of stupid.

Once again, politeness becomes child’s play.

More friendly politeness.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

Another “responsible gun owner.”

Another unsecured portable phallus.

Another child in another hospital.

Settle disagreements over parking spaces with politeness.

Authorities in Calera (Alabama–ed.) are investigating after police say a woman fired shots at a car in the parking lot of a retail store, allegedly over a parking space. . . .

Peggy Boyd is seeking justice after her paint horse, Clancy, was fatally shot in the head during the night. This incident has left Boyd devastated and searching for answers.

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The Spokane County Sheriff’s Office is currently investigating the suspicious death of Clancy. Boyd reached out to NonStop Local for help in solving the mystery of who could have shot her horse. “To ever think that someone deliberately or accidentally shoots your horse right in the kill spot on their head and they’re dead it was very heartbreaking and he was my heart horse, my unicorn,” she said.

We are a broken society.

To exercise politeness properly, you have to receive careful instruction.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

Not only is “responsible gun owner” an oxymoron, it would appear that, for this “responsible gun owner,” “gun safe” and “gun safety” are not on speaking terms.

A Colorado Springs Airbnb host has shared her shock when she had a message from a guest while on vacation that made her stop in her tracks.

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“There was an incident that happened this morning. As I was packing. I was also packing my firearm back in my safe and it went off and on the table, which went into the chair as well. I am truly sorry it was a total accident,” they wrote, offering to replace the damaged furniture since they owned the same set at home.

An oxymoronic “responsible gun owner” chooses to celebrate a marital union by performing random acts of politeness.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

Honest to Pete, you can’t make this stuff up.

The stupid. It burns.

Yet another “responsible gun owner” practices politeness on the pavement.

More politeness on the pavement:

On Monday, June 9, officers with the Sugarcreek Borough Police Department responded to a call regarding an angry driver.

According to police, a 61-year-old semitruck driver pointed a handgun at a woman and child during a road rage incident.

For some fool reason, I find myself to be somewhat skeptical of the NRA’s notion that more guns make for more politeness. It seems to me that they make for les–oh, never mind.

Another oxymoronic “responsible gun owner” exposes his portable phallus to his child, and another child is sacrificed to America’s leaden idol.