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This time, politeness didn’t go to the dogs. It went to the cats.

I guess nothing beats pointless cruelty with the point of a gun to show people who’s a real big man.

And another “responsible gun owner” exposes children to a portable phallus.

Detectives investigated the shooting and said the 7-year-old found the gun in an adult’s backpack. He pulled the gun out of the bag, and it went off while in his hand.

And another reminder that “responsible gun owner” is an oxymoron.

Politeness is a family value.

We are a failing society.

Once again, one of those “responsible gun owners” exposes a portable phallus to children.

Another child . . . .

Thus passeth another life in NRA Paradise.

Yet another case of politeness on the pavement.

Here’s a snippet from the report:

“It’s a very serious issue,” (Shelby County Chief Deputy District Attorney Ben–ed.) Fuller said. “Folks get behind the wheel of a car, they think they’re invincible.”

Fuller said prosecutors have seen an increase in road rage-related violence, and the consequences can be severe.

And another oxymoronic “responsible gun owner” exposes his portable phallus to a child.

Investigators say the child’s father left his gun out in the open. The child then found the gun and accidentally shot themselves.

Yet another random act of politeness.

Be polite to your fellow family members.

So many guns. So much stupid.

More politeness on the pavement.

Yessiree Bob, selling all them guns sure does make persons more polite, don’t it.

(Shhhhh. We won’t talk about the ROI for the Mongers of Death.)

Yet another “responsible gun owner” fondles his portable phallus and sends himself and a child to the hospital upon its–er–discharge.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

Honor the nation’s birthday with politeness.

Self-politeness is the politest kind.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

In the event of a disagreement over how close is too close whilst parking vehicles at the big box store, settle said dispute with politeness.

We are a broken society.

Brotherly politeness:

Others in the group were “popping fireworks” and drinking before they sat on the beds of two pickup trucks parked next to one another, police said.

The man was sitting across from his teen brother and handling a gun, trying to fix it, police said.

He raised the gun and pulled the trigger, fatally shooting his brother in the head on accident, police said.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

Another case of courtesy on the concrete.

We are a broken society.

And, as we know, politeness takes practice.

You too can join in the fun and win a portable phallus.

Afterthought:

You do know that the whole NRA-style Second Amendment fetish isn’t about “the right to bear arms,” and it’s certainly not about “a well-regulated militia.”

It’s all about the Benjamins.

Once again, politeness becomes child’s play.

We are a society that has chosen to poison itself with lead.

And another oxymoronic “responsible gun owner” exposes a portable phallus to a child.

The victim’s father told them the family was getting ready to go out for pizza. The 2-year-old was left alone in the car for a short time while the parents locked the apartment and made sure they had what they needed.

The father was securing the front door when he heard a popping sound. He suspected it was a gunshot and ran to check the car. He found the toddler on the center console with a gunshot wound, the report states.

We are a society of stupid.