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Express your frustration with politeness.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

Another “responsible gun owner” feels justified in exposing his portable phallus to a fellow driver on America’s byways.

We are a broken society.

Once again, an oxymoronic “responsible gun owner” exposes a portable phallus to a child.

According to police, the 6-year-old discovered a gun and accidentally shot the 3-year-old.

The victim is being treated for non-life threatening injuries at OhioHealth Mansfield.

More courtesy on the concrete.

We are a broken society.

Self-politeness is the politest kind.

We are a society of stupid.

Yet another oxymoronic “responsible gun owner.” Yet another gun that fired itself.

The teen told investigators that he was sitting inside the Taco Cabana kitchen area on his break with the firearm in his pants and it suddenly went off, according to court records. He then told investigators he didn’t know where the firearm was located and wouldn’t tell them where he put it.

Aside:

Personally, I’ve never met a gun that fired itself. And I grew up with guns.

Heck, I used be a damned fine shot when I was in practice. I once picked a look-out crow–a flock of crows always posts a look-out– out of tree at 150 yards. (Remember, I’m a farm boy. Farm boys do not have high opinions of crows.)

He brings a new meaning to the term “gun lover.”

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

More neighborly politeness.

One more time, “responsible gun owner” is an oxymoron.

More self-politeness.

We are a society that seems to have chosen to kill itself with lead poisoning.

Once again, politeness becomes child’s play.

Another “responsible gun owner.”

Another exposed portable phallus.

Another child in a hospital.

We are a society of stupid.

Another “responsible gun owner.”

Another portable phallus exposed to a child.

Another child sacrificed to the NRA’s leaden idol.

Another day in NRA Paradise.

More politeness on the pavement.

Yet another “responsible gun owner” discharges his responsibility.

Officers were called to the 1800 block of Fletcher Street about 1:28 a.m. and found a 31-year-old man who had shot himself in the thigh while cleaning his gun, Lansing police said.

Whatever happened to “make sure a gun isn’t loaded before you clean–or do anything else with–it”?

Oh.

It comes to me that, in gun nut world, “clean” is a synonym for “fondle” and “caress.”

And, as we know, a polite society is a clean society.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

. . . and another oxymoronic “responsible gun owner” exposes a child to a portable phallus.

Police say they arrived to find the (three-year old–ed.) child with a non-life-threatening gunshot wound that was later determined to be self-inflicted and accidental.

Yeah, I’m sure it was accidental on the part of the child . . . .

Furrfu.

Yet another random act of politeness.

Yet another child in a hospital.

Yet another day in the NRA’s gunpowder pit of politeness.

Yet another case of neighborly politeness.

One more time, “responsible gun owner” is an oxymoron.

Yet another random act of politeness.

Thus passeth another life in NRA Paradise.

Another child:

The caller told dispatchers that a child had been hit by a bullet after an accidental discharge of a firearm.

The child was shot in the back of the head, but police say the child was alert and communicating when Pierce Township Fire and EMS Department arrived around 11:03 a.m.

Another case where someone is ignorant of the difference between “accidental” and “negligent,” which I keep harping on because it lets the negligent avoid responsibility for their negligence.