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And, as we know, a polite society is a clean society.

The police chief said the children’s father was cleaning his pistol at the kitchen table when a round left in the chamber went off. The bullet struck his 4-year-old child in the upper left arm and then grazed the right arm of his 5-year-old child.

One more time, “responsible gun owner” is an oxymoron.

If you have a dispute with your neighbors, be sure to settle it with politeness.

When you attend the ceremony, be sure to say farewell to the dearly departed by displaying your politeness.

One person was shot and killed at a funeral on Wednesday afternoon in Virginia’s capitol city of Richmond.

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Richmond Police Chief Rick Edwards believes the shooting started after two funeral attendees got into an argument before the casket was in the ground. He says it’s something he’s never seen before.

We are a broken society.

Another “responsible gun owner” feels compelled to expose his portable phallus while passing on the pavement.

Yet another oxymoronic “responsible gun owner” practices self-politeness with his portable phallus.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

If you must complain to your child’s teacher, be sure to do so with politeness.

We are a society of stupid.

Yet another “responsible gun owner” feels compelled to expose his portable phallus whilst traversing our highways and byways.

Honest to Betsy, you couldn’t make this stuff up.

Once again, we confront an evidentiary exhibit supporting the case that “responsible gun owner” is an oxymoron.

Once again, politeness becomes child’s play.

Once again, we are confronted with evidence that “responsible gun owner’ is an oxymoron.

The hunt for politeness continues.

Settle disagreements with you neighbor with politeness.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

Another oxymoronic “responsible gun owner” tries to fly the fiendly skies.

“This individual told us that he did not know that his gun was among his carry-on items,” said Eric Beane, TSA’s Acting Federal Security Director for the airport.

It rather takes one aback to realize that a portable phallus is capable of sneaking into your luggage behind your back, does it not?

More random acts of politeness.

We are a broken society.

Yet another “responsible gun owner” performs a random act of politeness.

In related news, neighborly politeness again goes to for the dogs.

Politeness again becomes child’s play.

We are a society gone insane from lead poisoning of our own doing.

Yet another oxymoronic “responsible gun owner” feels compelled to deploy his portable phallus whilst plying the pavement.

He had a pocketful of politeness.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

Once again, politeness goes to for the dogs.

We are a broken society.

Yet another oxymoronic “responsible gun owner” performs a random act of politeness:

According to initial reports from Frisco police, no children were hurt when a “projectile came into the building from the exterior” at about 9:30 a.m. Thursday at Pete and Gracie Hosp Elementary on Lone Star Ranch Parkway.

Investigators said Thursday afternoon they found fragments believed to belong to a bullet and that, out of an abundance of caution, dismissed the students early for the day.

More politeness on the pavement.

We are a broken society.