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Another case of self-politeness.

There is one recurring common denominator in all these events.

The presence of a gun.

Show politeness to your friend.

So many guns.

So much stupid.

Another child . . . .

Lieutenant Brandon West said of the incident, according to the outlet, “The mother and the (three-year-old–ed.) child were in the vehicle and the mother says the gunshot went off.”

“The mother immediately noticed the child had been hit by the round and jumped over the seat and grabbed the child and ran into the hospital with the child,” he added, per NBC News.

The outlet stated that it was a .22 caliber rifle that had gone off, citing police.

The story is unclear as to how exactly the girl got shot, but some of the other items in the report indicate that one of those oxymoronic “responsible gun owner” left the gun somewhere in the car where the child was able to access it. Follow the link and decide for yourself.

We are a society of stupid.

Be sure to show politeness to others.

Detectives learned that a pistol discharged while it was being shown to someone, according to Smokey Barn. The bullet struck the man in the forearm before going into his leg, the detectives said. No one else was injured.

The victim was taken to TriStar Skyline Medical Center’s Trauma Center, but his injuries are considered non-life-threatening.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

The life and Legend of Wyatt Earp, S1E2, “Mr. Earp Meets a Lady.”

The opening few minutes are quite timely even after all these years, indeed, perhaps more timely now than they were then.

Click to view. (Warning: the link leads directly to the episode stream on Tubitv.com).

Aside:

This was one of my favorite shows back in the olden days, when I was a young ‘un.

I’ve pretty much lost my taste for westerns these days, after learning how fake Hollywood’s version of the Old West was, but I still enjoy the occasional Earp.

And, as we all know, a polite society is a clean society.

Afterthought:

Funny, when I was a young ‘un, I was taught to verify that a gun was unloaded before I started to clean it.

Of course, I do suspect that, in gun nut world, “clean” does not mean “remove soil and dirt.” Methinks instead it is a code word for “caress and fondle.”

More politeness on the pavement . . . .

The (69 year old–ed.) man allegedly pulled out a gun and yelled at another driver about the loud music the other driver was playing, according to police.

We are a society of stupid.

Show politeness to your fellow passengers.

A woman was injured in an accidental shooting early Sunday morning at a Shell Gas Station on Eastex Freeway.

(snip)

The investigation revealed that four individuals had arrived at the gas station in a white Mercedes. While inside the vehicle, a rifle was accidentally discharged, resulting in the woman’s injury.

One more time, “accidentally” and “negligently” are not synonyms.

Yet another “responsible gun owner” exposes toddlers to politeness.

Authorities believe the child was shot by their (two-year old–ed.) twin, according to The Atlanta Journal-Constitution. The victim’s sibling “gained possession of the firearm” and accidentally fired it, police spokesperson Capt. Randy Lee told the newspaper.

Authorities didn’t describe the extent of the toddler’s injuries but said they’re expected to be OK, WSB-TV reported. So far, no charges have been filed.

Thus passeth another day in gun nut Garden of Eden.

It’s probably not a good idea to take your portable phallus to bed along with your “female friend.”

That’s a threesome that may not turn out well.

The man allegedly told officers he was laying on his bed “relaxing” and “talking” with his female friend when his dog “jumped on the bed and got his paw stuck in the trigger guard and ended up hitting the trigger.”

The man, who has not been identified, was “grazed in his top left thigh,” police said.

Jesus, Mary, and Joseph.

Self-politeness is the politest kind.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

Another “responsible gun owners” just could not resist the temptation to play with his portable phallus.

The stupid. It burns.

Another oxymoronic “responsible gun owner” just couldn’t resist the temptation to play with his portable phallus in public.

Once again, an oxymoronic “responsible gun owner” discharges his responsibility.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

He couldn’t resist the temptation.

He just had to play with his portable phallus.

We are a society of stupid.

Once again, politeness becomes child’s play.

Once again, we are rminded that “responsible gun owner” is an oxymoron.

If you’re unhappy about your meal, be sure to complain to the staff with politeness.

We are a broken society.

More neighborly politeness.

Self-politeness is the politest kind.

While he was headed into the (Wichita, Kansas–ed.) YMCA building, he reached into his bag and grabbed his gun accidentally, causing it to go off. He received a gunshot wound to the leg and was taken to a local hospital with non-life-threatening injuries.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.