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Once again, politeness is a family matter.

Preliminary investigations suggest that a family member was handling a small-caliber rifle when it was accidentally discharged, striking Harp.

Politeness is a family value.

A woman has died due to an accidental discharge of a gun from her father, according to the Mobile County Sheriff’s Office.

Deputies say they found a Gray Dodge Minivan parked on the curb in Moffett Road. They found 40-year-old Emiley Roney shot and unresponsive. Alongside the victim in the minivan was her husband, Martin Roney, and her father, Ricky Smith.

The MCSO says Smith was loading his 45 caliber handgun with ammo when it accidentally discharged hitting his daughter.

One more time, “accidental” and “negligent” are not synonyms.

Yet “responsible gun owner” feels compelled to expose his portable phallus in public.

Too much iron. Too many idiots.

Practice politeness at home.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

Practice politeness while paying for your purchases.

Tolleson Police say a man was trying to reach his wallet when he accidentally fired a shot from a handgun. The two people who were hurt suffered non-life-threatening injuries.

The stupid. It wounds.

And, as we know, a polite society is a clean society.

Once again, politeness become child’s play.

One more time, “responsible gun owner” is an oxymoron.

Way out west, one of those self-styled “responsible gun owners” chooses to be polite to a palomino.

Yet another “responsible gun owner” pulls his portable phallus on the pavement.

Too many guns. Too much stupid.

And, again, politeness becomes child’s play.

We are a failed society.

Authorities allege that Richard Shashaty of Brick Township started the (350 acre wild–ed.) fire at the Central Jersey Rifle Range on November 6.

Police say it happened while Shashaty was firing a “Dragon’s Breath” 12-gauge shotgun.

This type of ammunition contains magnesium shards, that can ignite flammable materials, which is illegal in New Jersey.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

Yet another oxymoronic “responsible gun owner” performs random acts of politeness.

We are a broken society.

Yet another “responsible gun owner” feels constrained to show his politeness to one of our furry friends.

More courtesy on the concrete.

Back in the olden days, when I was a young ‘un before this became NRA Paradise, all we exchanged after an accident was insurance information.

And, as we all know, a polite society is a clean society.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

Once again, politeness become child’s play.

Too many guns. Too much stupid.

Politeness is the (end of the) cat’s meow.

We are a broken society.

Yet another oxymoronic “responsible gun owner” feels compelled to flaunt his portable phallus.

Once again, playing with portable phalluses leads to a discharge. (Syntax error atoned for.)

Waukegan Deputy Police Chief Scott Chastain said the two juveniles were handling firearms and pointing the weapons at each other when the 17-year-old accidentally shot the 14-year-old in the stomach at about 8 p.m. in the 1300 clock of Walnut Street.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.