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One more time, “responsible gun owner” is an oxymoron.

According to the Escambia County (Florida–ed.) Sheriff’s Office, someone was cleaning a .45-caliber weapon that they thought to be unloaded. The weapon discharged, hitting the teen in the upper leg.

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Another “responsible gun owner.”

Another exposed portable phallus.

Another child treated in another emergency room.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid,
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you, brother,
You won’t find one without the other.

Another “responsible gun owner” exposes a portable phallus to a child.

The 10-year-old girl who died after she was shot in the parking lot of a Sonic drive-in on Tuesday was playing outside the family car, when an 8-year-old child inside the car picked up a gun and accidentally shot her, a Baton Rouge police spokesperson said.

So many guns. So much stupid.

I suspect I’m not the only one to be somewhat disconcerted by how many “responsible gun owners” are unaware that their portable phalluses are shoot their lo–oh, never mind.

Davis admitted that he and the victim were doing firearm drills, in which they would ‘quick draw’ their firearms and point the weapons at each other. Davis told law enforcement that he believed his gun was unloaded, pointed it at the victim and pulled the trigger, firing a round at the victim’s head, according to the probable cause affidavit.

Yet another “responsible gun owner” exposes a portable phallus to a child.

A Farmingville man was seriously injured during an accidental shooting inside his home on Saturday night, according to police.

Authorities say Geonard Wade handed a 15-year-old family member a shotgun that unintentionally discharged around 7:40 p.m.

A bullet struck the 51-year-old in the arm. . . .

A Quibble:

It was a shotgun. Shotguns shoot shot or slugs. They don’t shoot bullets.

And, as we all know, politeness takes practice.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid,
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you, brother,
You won’t find one without the other.

And, as we know, a polite society is a clean society.

According to the police report, He had just finished cleaning a stainless steel Smith & Wesson 686 Magnum .357 revolver. While holding the weapon in his left hand and cycling the cylinder to ensure it was clean, He stated he did not realize the firearm was loaded.

He reportedly pulled the trigger, firing a single round that struck his pointer finger.

Aside:

If he had just cleaned it, how the heck could he have not known that it was loaded.

For that matter, the first step in cleaning a gun is making sure it’s not loaded.

So many guns. So much stupid.

Yet another “responsible gun owmer” decides to shower persons traversing the nation’s highways and biways with random acts of politeness.

One of those “responsible gun owners” chooses to relieve his portable phallus in a public accommodation.

A man was arrested after reportedly discharging a firearm inside the men’s restroom of a truck stop in London (Kentucky–ed.).

The London Police Department said they determined Teall had fired a single round inside the restroom of a BP Truck Stop.

Another oxymoronic “responsible gun owner.”

Another exposed portable phallus.

Another child in another hospital.

We are a broken society willing to sacrifice its children on an altar of lead.

I’ve heard of lap dogs, but, really, lap guns? Not a good idea.

Investigators learned that a group of people were driving near Roberts Street when a man’s gun accidentally went off while in his lap.

That man was shot in the leg, and another man was shot in the knee.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid,
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you, brother,
You won’t find one without the other.

Yet another “responsible gun owner” feels free to flaunt his portable phallus at a fellow driver.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

Yet again a “responsible gun owner” exposes a portable phallus to a child.

Police Chief Justin Lovvorn said the parents of the 5-year-old girl told officers they had just arrived home and were still sitting in the vehicle in the driveway when the child found the gun and it discharged.

Words fail me.

Yet another “responsible gun owner” decides to play with his portable phallus, yet another child is dead.

We are a society of stupid which has eschewed any measures to avoid sacrificing its members to enrich the merchants of death.

Yet more politeness on the pavement.

We are a broken society.

He was in the drive-thru lane.

He should have played with his food.

Instead, he chose to play with his portable phallus.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

They found politeness in a parking lot.*

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WIth apologies to Meatloaf.

Yet another “responsible gun owner” exposes a toddler to his portable phallus.

River Willis, who had been sent upstairs with a cellphone to take a nap, came downstairs and said the phone had died. He asked his father to lie with him until he fell asleep, according to the arrest warrant.

Willis said he told him to go to the master bedroom and wait for him — but a few minutes later, he heard the gunshot. He said he ran upstairs to find his son had taken the pistol out of the fanny pack and shot himself in the face.

One more time, “responsible gun owner” is an oxymoron.

And I won’t even get started on what I think sending a two year old off to nap with a cellphone says about our society’s devolution . . . .

The hunt for politeness continues.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

Another “responsible gun owner” allows a child access to a portable phallus . . .

A 6-year-old boy died Tuesday following an accidental shooting at a Montgomery County residence, according to police.

. . . and another news report fails to twig to the difference between “accidental” and “negligent.”.