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Ensure that your children have the opportunity to be polite to each other.

Maintain your social distance, politely.

Fearful of catching the coronavirus, a 75-year-old man pointed a handgun at two women wearing (medical–ed.) face masks and gloves during an encounter at a post office in Georgia, police charge.

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The women, who were not hurt during the incident, told police that they were “wearing medical masks and gloves when they entered the post office” in Alpharetta, a city 25 miles north of Atlanta. Upon walking into the post office, they were immediately met by the gun-toting Taratoot, police say.

Another great moment in politeness.

The woman had advised (the sheriff’s office–ed.) that someone may have been heard outside their home and went outside to check armed with rifles.

According to the caller, after inspecting the property they were headed back to the house when she stumbled and accidentally shot her brother in the shoulder.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

Politeness goes viral.

A man told detectives he was arming himself for protection amidst the COVID-19 scare when he accidentally shot his 13-year-old cousin, killing him, Thursday afternoon in an East Central neighborhood, according to the Albuquerque Police Department.

The story goes on to report that he didn’t think the shotgun was loaded.

Another responsible gun owner discharges his–er–responsibility.

Officers learned Robert Villarreal, 23, of 3230 Midvale Drive, was setting down the 9mm handgun when it discharged. The bullet struck him in the leg above the knee and then struck his 27-year-old girlfriend in the upper thigh, said Lt. Charles Aagaard of Janesville police investigations bureau.

Apocryphal politeness:

A man who shot and killed an 11-year-old boy in Horseshoe Bend Sunday night was yelling about the end of the world and (sic) before opening fire, witnesses say.

Thus passeth another day in NRA Paradise.

Responsible gun owners invariably demonstrate their politeness for the benefit of their neighbors.

On Sunday, March 15, around 7:00 PM, Lawrenceburg Police Department responded to the Tuscany Bay Apartments on the 500 block of River Dr. for a call regarding gun shots.

The caller reported that she believed someone had fired a gun when a bullet came through the wall of her apartment. At the time of the incident, the caller’s boyfriend and her 4-year-old child were inside the apartment.

What better place for a responsible gun owner to demonstrate his responsible gun ownership than at his local responsible gun show?

Another responsible gun owner demonstrates his training and expertise . . .

The report stated the unidentied man, who has a concealed-carry permit, had been trying to take the gun out of the holster to put away before going into the restaurant when the gun went off. It did not disclose where the wound was located.

. . . and another gun fires itself.

Be polite at your convenience (store).

Make the scene with politeness.

During the investigation, detectives learned Wingler was handling a loaded handgun in his living room with his son nearby. Wingler accidentally fired the gun. A bullet went through his leg and into his son’s leg.

After the shooting, police say surveillance footage from the home showed Wingler altering the scene instead of helping his son.

Self-politeness is the politest kind.

He told police he was shot while on a freeway in the city, according to authorities.

Troopers spoke to the victim and began an investigation. After investigating the claim, they determined the man had shot himself by accident. Troopers also found a bullet hole in the inside and bottom of the victim’s pants pocket.

Gamey politeness.

What happens when a responsible gun owner (just ask one–he’ll tell you he is) escorts his lady friend to dinner?

Why, politeness, of course. What else did you expect?

Another responsible gun owner greets the neighbors.

Plymouth police said 11-month-old Noah Amori was grazed in the foot from a bullet that was discharged by a next-door neighbor on Sunday morning around 11 a.m. They said the gun owner was trying to put a lock on his gun when the trigger was accidentally pulled.

The bullet went right through the shared wall of the Forest Avenue condo building and hit the toddler’s foot. The bullet also hit a mattress that Noah’s older brother had slept on the night before.

Expose your children to politeness at an early age.

Police say a 2-year-old child got a hold of a gun and shot his 4-year-old brother in the abdomen.

The extent of the 4-year-old’s injuries are unknown, but he was taken to a Springfield hospital for treatment. Police said the mother was home when he was shot.

Introduce children to politeness at an early age.

At about 3:30 p.m. Friday, Emahleeah was having a snack in her bedroom on the second floor of her family’s apartment at 42 Summer St. when a drive-by shooter targeted the building, according to police.

A bullet remained lodged Sunday in one Emahleeah’s vertebrae. It missed her spinal cord by about an inch, according to her father.

Thus passeth another day in the NRA’s Garden of Bleedin’.

Another “responsible gun owner” exorcises his responsibility.

Be polite to the national symbol.

The dead eagle was found on County Road 220, north of Cherry Valley (Arkansas–ed.). The eagle was initially examined by veterinary staff at Cross County Veterinary Clinic in Wynne, where the preliminary cause of death was determined to be a gunshot wound. The eagle will be transferred to a wildlife forensics laboratory for additional testing.