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Selfie politeness is the politest kind.

A 10-year-old boy is in serious condition at a Texas hospital after he was accidentally shot by a babysitter who was taking selfies while holding a gun, the Harris County Sheriff’s Office said on Tuesday.

The report goes on to say that she thought the gun was unloaded. It leaves out the part about her being too stupid to make sure.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

As all “responsible gun owners” (sic) know, politeness takes practice.

An 18-year-old from Festus was shot Sunday (Feb. 23) while he was changing targets at a shooting match at American Legion Post 253, 849 American Legion Drive, in Festus. It appeared to be an accidental shooting, Festus Police Chief Tim Lewis said.

“A young man who was changing targets ran out to the target area and was shot,” Lewis said. “The victim was shot in the left arm, left chest area. He took the full blast.”

Lewis said the victim suffered serious injuries from the shotgun blast . . . .

As any “responsible gun owner” (sic) knows, politeness takes practice.

Yet another responsible gun owner cuts it a bit too close.

The shooting was reported at about 6:30 a.m. at a home on Oakcrest Circle, according to the Hernando County Sheriff’s Office. Two men went to a convenience store then returned to the home. One prepared to cut the other’s hair.

The man who was going to have his hair cut sat down on a bucket outside his bedroom door. As he waited for the haircut, he started “playing with his firearm, as he always does,” the other man told deputies.

The gun then discharged, fatally wounding the man holding it.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

Be polite to animals.

A Clearwater-area (Kansas–ed.) woman is looking for answers after two of her horses were shot outside her home last Sunday, (Feb. 9).

One of her horses, Jack, died from his injuries.

Be polite to your friends.

Police said officers responded to a 911 call about the shooting around 4:40 p.m. and found 21-year-old Joshua Allen dead from a single gunshot wound to the chest. According to report, the 911 caller said “I need an ambulance fast, my brother was messing with a gun and it went off accidentally hitting his best friend”.

Do you want a side of fries with your politeness?

Still more child’s play . . . .

A 5-year-old boy was shot in the back by his older brother who was playing with his parent’s pistol Friday night, Dallas police said.

Get aboard the bus to politeness.

Exercise politeness whilst in your motorized automotive conveyance.

Settle disputes politely.

Based on further investigation and interviews with witnesses, Nixon said investigators determined the man had gotten into an argument with another man and a 9 mm weapon was pulled.

“We determined the victim and his buddy were intoxicated and got into a physical altercation,” Nixon said. “A weapon was pulled out and accidentally discharged and hit him in the leg.”

The solution to preventing occurrences of this nature is, of course per the NRA, more guns. No doubt, had two portable instruments of male enhancement been pulled, no legs would have been shot.

Also, pigs, wings.

More child’s play.

“After follow-up interviews and investigation we have determined that the child was shot by accident,” (Deputy Chief–ed.) Agee said Monday afternoon. “Those involved admitted that a 16-year-old boy who lives in the neighborhood was playing with a gun when it fell and discharged striking the child in the back. This appears to be an accident and no criminal charges will be pursued.”

Just another day in the NRA’s Garden of Bleedin’.

Peace, love, and guns.

On Sunday at 10:02 a.m. East Lampeter Township Police responded to reports of a shooting at the Worship Center of Lancaster County on New Holland Pike.

When police arrived on the scene they determined that a handgun was unintentionally discharged by a security guard.

(snip)

Police say that this incident occurred in the security guards’ office and there were five security guards in the room during the shooting.

As we know by now, politeness is child’s play.

Have your pizza with a side of politeness.

The woman was standing in line when the customer behind her dropped a .22 caliber pistol with a rat shot in it, and she was hit.

A rat shot is also known as a bird shot/snake shot/dust shot. It is small ammunition, typically used for pest control at close range, and is not very powerful.

Be polite to your friends.

Police were investigating what appeared to be the murder of a 24-year-old man. He was killed by a gunshot wound to the head, officials said.

Investigators are now saying the shooting was accidental. The 22-year-old man accused of pulling the trigger is a registered CPL holder who was showing off a new handgun, according to authorities.

He didn’t realize the gun was loaded until it went off, killing his friend, police said.

One more time, “responsible gun owner” is an oxymoron.

Demonstrate politeness to your friends.

Police say the boy was showing the gun to four of his friends when it accidentally went off and a bullet hit his friend in the foot. The boy was taken to a nearby hospital for treatment.