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And yet another gun that fired itself . . . .

One of the man’s roommates was unloading a gun in the same room as the man and it went off, hitting the man in the face, Suazo said. It appeared to be accidental, and the roommate who accidentally shot the man remained at the scene and was being cooperative with police, he added.

Be polite to the neighborhood children.

The Butler boy and a group of kids were playing with a ball outside of a home when it went into a neighbor’s yard on accident. Police said that neighbor, Scott Spahn, grabbed a gun and pointed it at the boys.

The boy said he and his friends play in the street and on the sidewalk all the time, but this time, he said, Spahn wouldn’t give them the ball back and threatened them with a revolver.

I wonder, was it his antlers or his fluffy little tail?

During their hunt, police said Bobby Lane was in an area of heavy foliage and was mistaken for a deer. . . .

Lane was pronounced dead at the hospital, the news release states.

In other news, politeness is going to the dogs.

The look of politeness
Is in your eyes.
The look that bandages
Cannot disguise . . . .

According to the department, investigators believe Elliott shot Mixon for looking at him while stopped at a red light near Thunderbird Road and 30th Street.

More guns means more politeness. Just ask the National Russian Association.

Seal your friendship with politeness.

A Louisiana man was arrested for allegedly shooting and killing his childhood friend with the victim’s own gun after he picked up the pistol to admire it during a party, authorities said.

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Though the gun was loaded, it did not have a bullet in the chamber when Lemley was given it, but he pulled its slide back and simultaneously squeezed its trigger, cops said witnesses told them.

One of the guests reportedly said he tried warning Lemley that he had loaded a bullet into the firearm’s chamber, but it was already too late.

Be polite to your suite mates.

Sheriff’s deputies said they reported to a call regarding an accidental shooting, and found a victim suffering gunshot wounds at the home. A man reportedly heard a noise and went outside to investigate, carrying his pistol. When he returned inside, the man mistook his roommate for an intruder and shot him, according to Capt. David Agee of the Jefferson County Sheriff’s Office.

He pointed a gun at a man, he pulled the trigger, he hit his target.

And the story goes on that “witnesses” are calling this “accidental.”

Furrfu.

(Syntax error fixed.)

Politeness is a family value.

Be polite to your neighbors.

A young boy was injured Friday at a South Adams Street (Tallahasee, Fla.–ed.) apartment complex after a bullet accidentally fired from an upstairs bedroom punched through the ceiling and shattered the tile floor below.

A piece of the tile struck the victim, who witnesses identified as a young boy. He was hospitalized but has since been released.

Politeness is a family value.

Police in Fort Dodge say the death of a 17-year-old boy was from an accidental shooting by a family member.

No foul play is suspected in the death of Daiqualis Poe . . . .

One more time, “negligent” and “accidental” are not synonyms.

Via PoliticalProf.

The hunt for politeness continues.

A 61-year-old man told investigators he accidentally shot and killed his 65-year-old brother while they were squirrel hunting on state-owned land in Reeseville Tuesday.

No doubt it was the bushy tail–oh, never mind.

Learning to be polite necessitates highly qualified trainers.

Two men designated as safety officers at the Cheshire County Shooting Sports Education Foundation suffered gunshot wounds when one of them mistook a loaded gun for a training gun during a presentation on Sunday, according to police.

Just not these guys.

A surfeit of politeness.

Just another day in NRA Paradise.

Self-politeness is the politest kind.

At the residence, witnesses informed police that the woman had been attempting to disassemble the gun, not knowing it was loaded. The gun then reportedly discharged by accident, and she was struck in the head.

Even if you are disassembling a gun, you aren’t supposed to point the business end at anyone.

One more time, “responsible gun owner” is an oxymoron.

Politeness takes practice.

A 21-year-old man was accidentally shot and killed in Selah on Friday night while practicing disarming techniques (from Youtube videos–ed.), according to a Selah Police Department news release.

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While the gun was initially unloaded during their practice, they later reloaded the gun and failed to unload it before once again practicing the techniques, the news release said.

Treasure those polite fuelings . . . .

A man was hurt Monday evening in an accidental shooting at the Kroger gas station in the 2600 block of 5th Avenue, Huntington Police say.

The incident happened around 5:30 p.m. when the man dropped his gun, shooting himself in the chest.

Afterthought:

Was he playing quick draw with the gas pump or what?

The hunt for politeness continues apace, or is that “a piece.”

According to the Dunn County Sheriff’s Office, a 60-year man was shot while bird hunting at a game farm in the town of Red Cedar.

A member of the hunting party reportedly rested a shotgun on a bush to tend to a dog, when the gun fell over and went off.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid,
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you, brother,
You can’t have one without the other.