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The pretzel logic of gun nuts justifying possession of portable phalluses weapons of mass shooting as a Constitutional right does from time to time positively amaze.
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I think I first heard this phrase on The Bob Cesca Show.
“An Armed Society Is a Polite Society” 0
Politeness has a senior moment.
Jesus, Mary, and Joseph. Why would someone need a gun in a old folks’ home? Is someone cheating at bingo?
We are a society of stupid.
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And yet another gun fires itself . . . .
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Politeness is a family value.
Aside:
Methinks events such as this–and I’ve noted a number of them in these electrons–are side-effects of the fear that forms part of Big Gun’s marketing tactics.
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Be polite at your favorite purveyor of accelerated edibles.
Upon learning that the restaurant was out of the sandwiches, the group exited their vehicle and tried to storm the Popeyes. When stymied by a manager who locked the front door, one man became upset and pulled out a pistol in an attempt to secure a sandwich.
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Politeness just too big for one room . . . .
Guns and stupid, guns and stupid,
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you, brother,
You can’t have one without the other.
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Exercise politeness upon the nation’s byways.
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Backpackin’ heat.
Guns and stupid, guns and stupid,
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you, brother,
You can’t have one without the other.
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Introduce your children to politeness.
The girl was conscious and breathing when paramedics took her to an area hospital by ambulance. She was listed in serious but stable condition about an hour after the shooting took place, Cleveland police said.
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We are reminded once more that politeness is child’s play.
(snip)
Officials said it appears the shooting was accidental but it’s unclear whether the child shot himself or was shot as children played with a gun.
The NRA will no doubt argue that, had the child been packing–oh, wait.
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Test the politeness.
I reckon the trigger was working.
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Show politeness to the children.
“Around 3:00 [Thursday], one of our teachers heard what she thought was a rock hit the window and saw broken glass,” Rev. Andy Oliver said.
That teacher quickly realized it wasn’t a rock, but a bullet that went into the preschool where 11 two-year-old kids were on hand.
Authorities have not determined whether the politeness was intentional of unintentional negligent.
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Get a load of all the politeness.
One more time, “accidentally” is not a synonym for “negligently,” and “responsible gun owner” is an oxymoron.
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What’s a gun show for other than showing off politeness?
It happened Sunday afternoon at the Greenville Convention Center. . . .
“A witness told officers that the teenager picked the firearm up and the weapon discharged as he was handling it,” said Donnie Porter, a spokesman for the police department.
The bullet struck a gun box and came to rest inside foam within the box.