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“An Armed Society Is a Polite Society” 0
And, as we know, a polite society is a clean society.
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Phoning in politeness . . . .
The shattering phone sent glass and metal shrapnel into the teen’s eye and face, penetrating into his brain.
The NRA will no doubt claim that, if the phone had been packing, this would not have happ–oh, never mind.
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Politeness is essential to family harmony.
“She got out of the bed, walked into the living room and that is where we found her,” Brown said.
Investigation revealed that her brother-in-law, Travion Marell Williams, 29, had been handling a gun in the carport of the house when it went off, Brown said. . . .
Brown said the shooting is being investigated as an accident.
The NRA will likely argue that, had she been packing, this would not have happened.
“An Armed Society Is a Polite Society” 0
Politeness is a family affair.
The bullet is said to have traveled through the grandfather’s left hand and struck the grandson in the leg.
“An Armed Society Is a Polite Society” 0
Be polite to your neighbors.
Investigators found out that two people in an apartment next door were handling a gun that accidentally discharged and shot through a wall in the 100 block of East 133rd Street, police said.
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There’s a method to his politeness.
Guns and stupid, guns and stupid,
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you, brother,
You can’t have one without the other.
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Be polite to your neighbors.
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Hale told police he had a six-pack of beer before going to sleep. He awoke, he told police, thinking there was someone in the apartment so he had grabbed one of his shotguns — this one a 12-gauge loaded with bird shot — and fired it, Hersh said.
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Loaded diapers are bad enough, but, really, now.
Guns and stupid, guns and stupid,
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.
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Another gun seems to have exercised autonomous politeness.
Vestavia Police Lt. Keller says the shooting appears to be accidental.
Three people were in a vehicle and as the child’s diaper was being changed, a weapon fired one round and struck both the adult and child.
The adult was hit in the upper body and the child was stuck in the leg.
“An Armed Society Is a Polite Society” 0
Be polite to those who would help you.
Upon arrival, crews found a dump truck into the guardrail with one person confined inside. The man inside pulled a pistol from his side when crews began extraction.
According to officials, Engine 43’s driver called out that the patient had a gun and began attempting to secure the patient’s arm. Members operating outside the dump truck quickly jumped inside, restrained the patient and secured the weapon.
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Be polite to your friends.
Hammond , 18, removed the magazine and jokingly pointed the gun at Apisa’s face in the driveway of his Albuquerque, New Mexico, home, the Albuquerque Journal reported.
“Zach stated in the past he and Eric have pointed guns at each other multiple times just to mess around,” police said, according to the publication. “According to Zach the gun just went off.”
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Politeness is going to the cats.
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Be polite when traversing the nation’s byways.
Summerbell Brown was sleeping in the back seat of a car in her family’s driveway when a man behind the wheel of a white, four-door Ford pickup truck opened fire on their vehicle, her family told ABC15.
Thus passeth another day in the NRA’s Garden of Earthly Delights.
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Politeness is a family value.
Investigators say 23 year-old Ty Kirchner shot his father, 45-year-old Travis Kirchner. The third family member involved was not arrested as the sheriff says it was self-defense.