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Be polite to the children in your neighborhood.

According to police, a man was taking a picture and holding his gun when another man went to grab it. That’s when the gun went off and hit a baby in a neighboring apartment.

“Responsible gun owner” is an oxymoron.

Respect the politeness.

Cousins who witnessed the shooting said one of them brought a legally purchased gun to the party – where attendees had been drinking – to “show it off,” according to Bellevue police reports. The owner of the gun placed the weapon on the kitchen table and Chavez Bedolla picked it up to admire it. He then became angry at the victim and told him, “You disrespected my wife” before shooting him twice in the chest, court documents indicate.

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Link fixed. Another update held hostage by WordPress’s gol-darned newmangled editor.

Be polite when dining al fresco.

According to the corporate general manager at Double Dogs restaurant off Kingston Pike near Cedar Bluff Road, a customer’s gun had unintentionally discharged while they were sitting outside on the patio.

Exercise courtesy whilst employing your personal motorized conveyance.

While authorities were questioning Kibler, they discovered she had been involved in a hit-and-run accident just moments before crashing into the barbershop.

The driver of the other car said he was traveling east on Floral Street, approaching Perry Street, when he saw Kibler’s vehicle driving in the wrong direction towards him. He also reported hearing gunshots and seeing gunfire coming from the suspect’s car.

The victim said Kibler suddenly veered into the other lane, striking the front left fender of his car. The victim told investigators the suspect continued driving westbound on Floral Street and then turned north.

According to arrest documents, investigators found gun shell casings at the site of the hit and run that matched casings found in Kibler’s car.

Treat your neighbors with politeness.

Upon arrival, authorities stated they found George Allen Murphy, 45, with a gunshot wound to the head.

Authorities said Murphy was standing on the front porch of his neighbor’s house when a juvenile at the house accidentally fired a shot through the closed front door.

Politeness is child’s play.

At the property in north Shreveport, officers found a 23-year-old woman with a single gunshot wound in her back. The woman was rushed to Ochsner LSU Health hospital.

After investigating the scene, police officers concluded that the woman’s two-year-old son had found an unsecured gun at the residence. He then appeared to have accidentally fired the gun in a bedroom, shooting his mother in the back.

Once again, politeness is child’s play.

Police say a 4-year-old central Indiana girl was critically injured after being accidentally shot in the head by her 2-year-old brother.

Thus passeth another day in the NRA’s Garden of Eden.

Be polite while patronizing the big box store:

The man was in a Walmart store near Watson and Yuma roads around 6:30 p.m., when the semiautomatic handgun began to slip as he carried it unholstered in the waistband of his sweatpants, Buckeye police said.

The man told police that when he tried to reposition his loaded gun and keep it from falling, he shot himself in the groin area.

The hunt for politeness goes on.

Detectives reported that one hunter was pulling a gun up into a tree stand with a rope when it discharged, striking the victim who was at the base of the tree.

“Responsible gun owner” is an oxymoron.

Get an unload of all the politeness.

When authorities arrived on the scene, it found one passenger suffered a gunshot wound to his torso and leg. It was caused by an unintentional shot by the rear seated passenger while he was unloading his handgun.

I am beginning to suspect that one of the qualifications for having a firearm is to fail an IQ test.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid,
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you, Brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

The hunt for politeness goes on.

Robert Potter, 54, was hunting deer late Tuesday afternoon on private property in Chatham when he was accidentally* shot by Ernest Sutliff, 38, of Albuquerque, N.M. Potter and Sutliff are related and were hunting together with two other family members.

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*Once again, an editor fails to catch a misspelling of “negligently.”

Be polite to your friends.

A Sheriff Department release said an investigation revealed a 13-year-old male and a 16-year-old male were at the 13-year-old’s residence when the 13-year-old was loading a rifle and the weapon fired striking the 16-year-old in the back.

A 14-year-old male was at the residence and called 911, the report said.

Maintain politeness.

New York State Police said 35-year-old Eric Rosenbrock was performing maintenance on his legally possessed handgun when a shot was discharged that hit his wife, 34-year-old Ashley Rosenbrock.

“Performing maintenance.” Furrfu.

He is now a widower by his own hand.

Politeness is the bedrock of a strong marriage.

New York state police say 34-year-old Ashley Rosenbrock was shot Thursday night in her home in Corinth. She was pronounced dead at Saratoga Hospital.

Police said Saturday that Rosenbrock’s 35-year-old husband, Eric Rosenbrock, was “performing maintenance” on his legally owned handgun when it went off.

Thus passeth another day in NRA Paradise.

Politeness is a family value.

The preliminary investigation indicated that both children, one age 4, the other age 11, were lying in their parent’s bed watching television when one of them obtained or disturbed a firearm, which had not been properly secured by the children’s mother earlier in the day. The firearm, a .22 caliber target pistol, discharged and a single projectile struck both kids, causing non-life-threatening injuries. They were each transported to a nearby trauma center and are expected to make full recoveries.