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“An Armed Society Is a Polite Society” 0
Play politely at the party.
Officers say Gobert was on the phone and playing with a gun when it accidentally discharged, fatally shooting him in the head.
“An Armed Society Is a Polite Society” 0
Play politely.
The woman said she went to the front yard where her husband had been playing with their two sons.
Initially the man did not think he had been shot, the reports says, but he soon noticed blood on his pants and felt pain in his leg.
When deputies interviewed the man at the hospital he said he and his sons had been running races around their house while he was wearing a pistol with a new holster. According to the report, the man said he clipped the edge of a camper parked in his yard as he ran by, causing the gun discharge.
We are a society of stupid.
“The Object of Their Affection Can Change Your Complexion from White to Rosie Red” 0
El Jefe explains gunnuttery.
“An Armed Society Is a Polite Society” 0
Give children the opportunity to be polite.
Thus passeth another day in NRA Eden.
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Politeness is a family value.
(snip)
Temple police said the baby is alive but in serious condition.
Fetishists Protest Destruction of Their Totem 0
From today’s local rag (more at the link):
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Thousands of gun-rights advocates nationwide left angry, sarcastic and sometimes profane comments on her Facebook and Twitter accounts. They argued she should be locked up for illegally converting the weapon into a short-barreled rifle. As of Tuesday, her video had been viewed more than 3 million times, with more than 49,000 leaving comments.
Aside:
“Gun-rights advocates” is “firearm fetishists” misplet.
“An Armed Society Is a Polite Society” 0
Just another day in NRA Paradise . . . .
Monroe County Sheriff Cecil Cantrell said the girl would not give up a video game controller when her brother wanted it.
Via PoliticalProf.
“An Armed Society Is Polite Society” 0
Cleanliness is next to politeness.
(Link fixed.)
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Fondling firearms leads to foul-up.
They just couldn’t keep their hands off their penile prosthesis.
At the Meeting 0

Aside:
Frankly, I suspect that this is not too far off from how many NRA members see themselves: As characters–the heroes, of course–in a Western.
Image via Job’s Anger.
“An Armed Society Is a Polite Society” 0
Slow learner.
Later, Sack picked up the rifle while the other three men were looking at their cell phones.
Sack told police that he looked through the scope but was unable to see because of what he thought was poor lighting. Not realizing the scope caps were down, Sack then swung the rifle towards King and touched the trigger, shooting King in the head.
Sack told police he “knew he should have treated the gun as if it were loaded” as he was instructed to do in hunter safety courses.
“An Armed Society Is a Polite Society” 0
Politeness builds strong families.
Julian Anderson-Randle killed 63-year-old Rhonda Randle in his home and reported himself to police.
According to the story, this is just another “horrible accident.”
“An Armed Society Is a Polite Society” 0
Arming teachers is the bees’ knees.
A 17-year-old student was injured by a bullet fragment or by debris that fell from the ceiling, Pridgen said.










