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Just another day in NRA Paradise.

Don’t hog the politeness.

The coroner said he believes the shooter was using a thermal detection scope and mistook the victim for a hog, however this information has not yet been confirmed by investigators.

Coroner Charlie Boseman identified the victim as 40-year-old Kenneth Jason Young of Starr. Boseman said a couple was out hunting when they spotted something, which Boseman said was later determined to be the victim, on all fours crawling around through the thermal scope, and then shot.

Does your politeness pass inspection?

Arriving at the scene, they found several adults including a 61-year-old man with a gunshot wound in the shoulder. He was taken to Harborview Medical Center in Seattle. His condition was not immediately available.

Officials say it appears a 35-year-old man was inspecting a rifle when it went off. Witnesses told investigating officers it was an accidental shooting and there was no reported altercation before the gunfire.

Recreate politely.

According to Pasco Police, the woman, and the man who shot her, both have concealed pistol licenses. They were planning on shooting recreationally later that day. While they were both in the car, the man was reassembling the victim’s pistol when it went off, shooting him through the hand. The bullet then went through the woman’s right arm, and then her chest, causing severe internal injuries.

According to the story, the authorities have once again forgotten their vocabularly words and confused “accidentally” with “negligently.”

Get a leg up on politeness.

When someone comes to help you, treat him or her with politeness.

Jesus Esquivel, 63, confessed to fatally shooting the man over the amount of time it took for AAA to get him assistance, the Miami Herald reports.

In a video taken across the street from his Kendall home, a man, believed to be Esquivel, is seen walking up to the AAA contract worker, who is wearing a dark baseball cap and standing behind a white pick up truck. After the two men appear to have a brief argument, the man who approached the worker shoots the worker several times, stands over his body and walks away.

Discuss political issues with politeness.

A southwest Missouri man is facing a felony charge after a woman’s political bumper stickers made him so angry that he allegedly pointed a gun at her, causing a wreck.

Follow the link and figure out who was on which side.

Politeness is essential to strong families.

Police said they found Julian Hoffman suffering from a gunshot to his head. Hoffman was taken to a hospital where he later died. Investigators said Hoffman’s 10-year-old brother shot him.

Investigators tell Channel 11 the gun that was used was a 9 mm. Investigators said the two boys were home alone, with the 10-year-old was babysitting the 6-year-old.

The story goes on to say that the mother, who was at work when this happened, may be charged. It does not point out this simple equation

no gun } locked gun=no shooting

Scatter ye politeness where ye may
Lest people still enjoy the light of day.

The University of Kansas’ Department of Public Safety seized a loaded, stolen handgun after a student found it late Tuesday morning on the fourth floor of Wescoe Hall, a classroom and office building on campus, authorities said.

Fill your home with politeness.

Police in Haltom City just northeast of Fort Worth say a 9-year-old boy has fatally shot himself with a gun he found in a home.

Authorities say officers were flagged down Saturday by a woman crying hysterically and found the boy in a master bedroom of the home. A semi-automatic handgun was nearby and a drawer to a nightstand was open.

Do polite stuff.

The sheriff says Constable Mike Wallace was off-duty when he and some friends were doing stuff in his garage. Wallace took a hand gun out of his pocket, went to put it down on a shelf, and the gun went off.

Officials say the bullet struck a friend in the abdomen . . . .

Be polite to your elders.

The grandson was cleaning his gun when it went off and fired through two rooms, striking the grandmother.

(snip)

When police arrived they found a woman suffering from a single gunshot wound. She was transported to UMC Trauma and later pronounced dead.

Thus passeth another day in NRA Paradise.

Politeness precedes childhood’s end.

The incident took place at the Milliken Road home of the girl’s grandparents, police said previously. The girl was in the bedroom with her father on Monday night after 7 p.m., when the father, Todd Dorr, got up to adjust the television, according to McCausland.

When Todd Dorr was moving across the room, the girl took the gun from her father’s backpack nearby and it went off, detectives claim.

The firearm was not in a holster and there was no gunlock, McCausland said.

Clearly polite:

After further investigation, officers learned that another person inside the residence was attempting to a clear a .22-caliber rifle when it accidentally discharged and hit the woman.

Whatever happened to “make sure your gun isn’t pointing at anyone”?

Be polite to the children.

A 3-year-old girl’s father and uncle were “extremely intoxicated” and handling a firearm early Friday when it accidentally went off, the bullet hitting the child in the foot, the El Paso County Sheriff’s Office said.

Familial politeness.

Louisiana authorities say a 7-year-old boy shot his aunt two times after she didn’t get him food.

Webster Parish Sheriff Gary Sexton says the child will not be charged with a crime.

He says Louisiana law states a child under the age of 10 cannot form intent, so they do not have the authority to file charges against the boy… even though he loaded and reloaded the gun during the incident.

The police think counseling may be called for. Y’think?

Aside:

Had the aunt been packing, she could have defended herself.

Remember, practice makes polite.

When officials arrived they found the male victim suffering from a gunshot wound to the hip.

The sheriff’s office says the male was target practicing on the property at the time of the shooting. Deputies say it appears that another male accidentally shot the victim.

Aside:

Y’know, if they can’t even get practice right, how well do you think they will do in the big game?

More polite play.

A 4-year-old girl is in critical condition after a shooting Friday night.

(snip)

Investigators said two or three young children were at the home, and they said the 4-year-old was playing with the gun.

Just another day in the Gun Nut Garden of Eden . . . .

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Show politeness to the children.

The man allegedly walked toward the boy in the middle of the street and said, “Hello.”

The boy said, “hello” in return, reports say.

The man then lifted his left hand from behind his hip, exposing a black handgun, and pointed the weapon at the boy, according to Novak’s account.

The boy said the man pointed the gun at him from about three feet away and that he feared for his life and peddled away as quickly as he could, the incident report says.

The police have picked up the polite pointer.

. . . and a polite society is a clean society.

A man cleaning his gun accidentally shot through the floor of his Oceanside apartment Tuesday evening, critically injuring a woman who was watching TV.

Police responded to the 1300 block of Bush Street around 11 p.m. after a man called and said he was cleaning his 9mm Glock handgun and accidentally shot through the floor of his apartment, Oceanside police spokesman Tom Bussey said.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid,
They go together like love and Cupid.
This I tell you, brother,
You can’t have one without the other.