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Show politeness to your fellow motorists.
Police said the driver of the pickup truck then pulled out a gun in a fit of road rage and shot Roberson in the head, killing her instantly. Roberson’s car went off the side of the road and crashed into a wooded area. The driver of the pickup truck fled the scene down the shoulder of the road on Route 202 and continued onto Paoli Pike.
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Politeness is a family value.
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Authorities said the 33-year-old father was showing his sons a 9 mm semi-automatic handgun when he inadvertently shot Olivia as she walked into the room. Hummel told the 911 dispatcher he didn’t realize the gun was loaded when he pulled the trigger.
Just another day in Gun Nut Eden.
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Politeness is child’s play.
Police said the boy, identified by the Marion County coroner’s office as Mykah Jackson, and his friend found the unsecured gun Monday night at an apartment complex on the city’s north side and were playing with it when it accidentally fired, striking the boy in the face.
Thus passeth another day in the NRA’s Paradise of a Plethora Portable Penises.
“An Armed Society Is a Polite Society” 0
Practice makes polite.
State police announced the range closure Monday following an investigation that began in April when Kristen Burke of Hampton reported that a bullet had struck her windshield while she was traveling westbound between Exits 7 and 8.
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Take politeness to the birthday party.
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Investigating officers learned the man, Michael Mostek, was at a children’s birthday party when he was unintentionally shot by Beau Lewis, 37, of Bend, at Lewis’s home, McConkey said.
“An Armed Society Is a Polite Society” 0
Practice random acts of politeness.
Homicide investigators said it all started with a crash between two vehicles near the location.
The occupants of the vehicles were in an argument when shots were fired by a third person. Officials said the gunshots appear to have been directed at the occupants but they were not struck.
The victim was riding his bicycle toward the scene of the collision when he was hit by gunfire in the upper torso, investigators said, and he died at the scene.
They added it did not appear he was an intended target.
Disabuse yourself of any notion that the United States of America is at heart a civilized society.
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Just another day in NRA Paradise.
Police say a 2-year-old boy has died in an apparently accidental shooting in Yell County.
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A news release from the sheriff’s department says family members told deputies they saw the boy playing in the hallway of the home, then heard the gun discharge. The family told police they were not sure how the child reached the gun, which is normally stored on top of a cabinet in a bedroom.
“An Armed Society Is a Polite Society” 0
Keep an eye out for politeness.
Firefighters said the boy shot himself at a home on North Pine Hills Road shortly before 6 p.m. Saturday.
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Politeness is a family value.
Officers who arrived at the scene said the victim’s 6-year-old sibling accidentally discharged a handgun and the bullet struck the 4-year-old.
Second Amendment Delusions 0
Thom cuts through the contemporary rationales used by gun nuts and their sycophants and explains the historical origins of the Second Amendment.
“An Armed Society Is a Polite Society” 0
Cement your friendships with politeness.
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Brown said one of the men was handling the gun inside a holster when it went off; he wasn’t wearing the holster at the time. There was no evidence of an altercation, police said.
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Be polite to your friends.
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Guns and stupid, guns and stupid,
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you, brother,
You can’t have one without the other.
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Politeness is a family value.
The man was identified as the girl’s father. Two boys, her brothers, were in the room at the time of the shooting as well.
“They said their father had been showing them a firearm and (the) firearm discharged, striking his daughter in the head,” Gonzales said.
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Practice makes polite.
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According to a police report, neighbor Ennio Fulgoni heard a loud bang and then his neighbor knocked on his door asking for help.
Fulgoni dialed 911.
The reports also said the man, who was bleeding, was getting ready to go to the gun range when one of the guns accidentally discharged.
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Politeness is essential in the working environment.
Stair, 24, posted an ominous tweet just hours before the incident which read,“Goodbye humans… I’ll miss you…,” before he packed a duffle bag with two pistol-grip shotguns and headed to Weis late Wednesday night.
During Stair’s rampage, 59 bullets were shot, and three coworkers were killed. Authorities identified the victims as Victoria Brong, 26, Brian Hayes, 47 and Terry Sterling, 63.
Thus passeth another day in NRA Paradise.
(Follow the link. The accompanying picture tells its own story.)
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If at first you aren’t polite, try, try again.
Cranston Police Chief Michael Winquist says the friend didn’t realize the gun was loaded when it went off and fired a bullet into a wall. In a panic, the man pulled out the magazine and pulled the trigger again, this time with the bullet striking Asencio.
Jesus.