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This militia is not well-regulated.

Officials with the Metro Nashville Police Department said 7-year-old Harmony Warfield was inside the apartment with four other people – all relatives.

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The 14-year-old told police the 2-year-old was holding a handgun when it went off, striking Harmony. She was transported to Vanderbilt University Medical Center where she died from her injuries.

Yet more carnage in NRA Paradise.

The BB, however, will be in Bentley’s brain forever.

Thus passeth another day in NRA paradise.

Brothers should play politely.

Police were called to a Driftwood Drive home about 1.45pm on Saturday where they found a two-year-old boy with an accidental gunshot wound.

The boy is said to be in a critical, but stable condition.

Colorado Springs Police Lieutenant Howard Black told Fox 31 Denver the boy was shot by a three-year-old who “found a hand gun.”

Be polite to your sweetie-pie.

According to Shelby County Sheriff’s Deputies, Fields and Luna were sitting in her bedroom with three others including a toddler.

Fields was showing them his new pistol. As he went to put it away, the gun went off hitting Luna in the stomach.

She was taken to the hospital but died during surgery.

Get a leg up on politeness.

One person is recovering tonight after accidentally shooting themselves in the leg.

I shall refrain from commenting on the horrifyingly incorrect grammar in that sentence. I shall not point out that “him” and “them” do not agree, unless “him” is a multi-bodied swamp monster.

(Oh, my. I notice that, to my shock and horror, I failed to refrain. Where are my pearls, that I may clutch them? Where oh where is my fainting couch that I may fall upon it?)

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Politeness is a family value.

Taylor County Sheriff Terry Austin said the father was showing his son a new firearm they were unfamiliar with when it accidentally discharged in their home on Centre Court on U.S. 119.

The bullet ricocheted off the concrete and hit the son in the ankle during the 10:49 a.m. incident.

Share the politeness.

News outlets report that the Laurel County Sheriff’s Office says in a news release that Shawn Perkins was a passenger in a car with the two teenage girls on Monday. Authorities say Perkins allowed the 15-year-old girl, who was sitting in the back, to handle his handgun. The weapon discharged, hitting the 16-year-old driver in the back.

What’s most striking about this is that charges have been filed.

One wonders what keeps this from being yet another “tragic accident” in which a “gun discharges” all on its ownsome. Inquiring minds want to know.

Get a load of all the politeness.

Police were called at about 1:10 this morning to 310 W. Bigelow Ave. for a report of an accidental shooting. They found Brittany Lowd, no age or address provided, with a gunshot wound to her side, according to a Findlay Police media release.

They believe her boyfriend, Matthew Felder, no age or address provided, was sitting in the passenger seat of a truck unloading his pistol when it fired, striking Ms. Lowd in the side while she was in the driver’s seat, the release shows.

Thus passeth another day in NRA Paradise.

The incident occurred about 11:45 a.m. at a residence in Yukon, Oklahoma, an Oklahoma City suburb. Police received a call from child welfare officials saying a child had shot himself with a gun.

Gunnuttery goes to the doctor.

The woman, identified as Debra McQuillen, entered the building as a visitor at about 11am on Thursday (25 May).

Accidentally dropping her purse in a waiting room, authorities said the 22 calibre Derringer inside went off and struck one patient in the leg.

The stupid. It burns.

Be polite to your pick-up.

An off-duty New York City corrections officer has accidentally shot himself and a woman after he dropped his gun while talking to her in a bar.

The officer was speaking to an unidentified woman Tuesday night when he dropped his gun and it went off, hitting one of his fingers and the woman’s foot.

Politeness is a Republican Family Value.

Officers learned the 15-year-old victim had been accidentally shot in the face by his 10-year-old sibling.

Thus passeth another day in NRA Paradise.

Be polite to your life-long partner.

According to State Police, Joan Reichard, 78 of Red Lion was taken to York Hospital after she was shot in the chest by her husband at their home on the 300 block of West Maple Street early Saturday morning. Her husband, whose name has not been released at this time, suffers from medical issues and believed that she was an intruder according to State Police spokesperson Brent Miller.

Reichard was in the bathroom when she was shot Saturday morning around 3:30 a.m.

Politeness is for the birds.

A Smithfield man is accused of shooting a bald eagle earlier this year before fatally running over it with an all-terrain vehicle, according to court documents.

Details at the link. This is not related to a similar case here in these parts that I mentioned last week.

This is a different Real Big Man.

Well, this takes the wedding cake.

Be polite to your classmates.

Authorities say a 7-year-old boy was accidentally shot in a first-grade classroom by another student in Louisiana. Nobody else was wounded.

Calcasieu (KAL-kuh-shoo) Parish Sheriff Tony Mancuso said the boy was shot a few minutes before 8 a.m. Monday. Police said in a news release that the boy was in surgery.

Mancuso says the loaded gun fell out of a first-grader’s backpack in the classroom, where a second student picked it up. The sheriff says the gun went off by accident.

The story goes on to say that the children will not be charged because of their youth, but the Real Big Man (or Woman) who owns the piece may well be.

(If both kids had been packing, no doubt this would not have happened.)

Practice random acts of politeness.

Yet another Real Big Man.

Image via Job’s Anger.

Self-politeness is the politest kind.

Wichita police say 34-year-old man accidentally shot himself in the chest as he was handling a .38-caliber handgun Tuesday night.

He was at a home in the 1500 block of North Harvard, near 13th and Hillside, when the gun discharged shortly after 11 p.m., according to police records.

Politeness is a family affair.

Grieving friends and family of a Minnesota mom shot and killed by her fiancé were in court on Monday, demanding justice for her.

Lacey Kuschel, 35, was shot in the back and killed as she held 5-month-old daughter, Aspen. The shooting happened at 2 a.m. on Feb. 25 in rural Todd County.

Tyler Slagerman told Todd County sheriff’s deputies he had been out drinking with friends that night and that he had grabbed the rifle because he thought he heard dogs barking. But, he says, the rifle accidentally fired, killing Lacey and narrowly missing Aspen.

Follow the link to read why the woman’s father expresses skepticism regarding the allegation that this was yet another random happenstance just by chance could have happened to anyone who had been drinking and decided to exercise his Second Amendment rights because he thought he heard dogs barking in the night unfortunate incident in which a gun fired itself tragic accident.

And thus passeth another day in NRA Paradise.