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More polite family values . . .

Phoenix police are investigating the accidental shooting of a toddler who found a gun in a drawer in his family’s home and was wounded when it discharged.

Firefighters said the boy was taken to a hospital after being shot in the upper leg Wednesday night, and fire Capt. Reda Bigler said the boy was conscious and breathing when firefighters arrived.

. . . and another gun that fires itself.

Self-politeness is the politest kind,

Police said an initial investigation revealed Deutsch shot himself in the leg while sitting inside a Honda SUV, which was parked just outside the entrance of the cemetery nearest Pleasant Street. . . .

Deutsch was alone inside the vehicle at the time, Mello said.

Show a deft hand at politeness:

A 22-year old Shoshone Place man is recovering after accidentally shooting himself in the hand. . . .

(Murfreesboro Police Officer Jeff–ed.) Carroll reports finding a spent shell casing in the living room of the home. A hole in the kitchen wall led to the adjacent unit. Inside that unit, there was a hold (sic) in the wall that led to the living room couch.

Historical politeness is the politest kind.

Authorities in Alabama say a man was practicing with his crossbow in his front yard when he accidentally shot a United Parcel Service driver in the chest.

And, in more news of the polite . . . .

Jesus, Mary, and Joseph.

Politeness is a family value.

Investigators say he told them he was showing 20-year-old Genesis Rodriguez how to take a gun from someone when he accidentally shot her.

Lebron-Rivera says his wife had his gun when he got out of the shower, and he did not recall inserting a magazine before they started playing with it. Officers found Rodriguez dead at the scene.

Play with politeness.

A 6-year-old child is expected to recover after accidentally shooting himself Thursday morning.

The child was playing with a firearm in a Lawrence residence in the 500 block of Wisconsin Street, when the weapon discharged, shooting him in the foot at 7:45 a.m.

The gunnularity continues to draw nigh: Yet another gun “discharges” itself all on its ownsome . . . .

Entertain your guests politely.

Belgrade (Montana–ed.) Police are clarifying more details on the accidental shooting death of a 9-year-old boy. The child, Greydun Flinn Stockinger didn’t live at the house where the accident took place.

He was visiting someone at the home. No adults were present, but another boy was there.

Is politeness your bag?

A 34-year-old woman was injured Sunday in an accidental shooting in an unincorporated area of Everett, according to the Snohomish County Sheriff’s Office.

The shooting occurred at about 10:30 p.m. in the 12100 block of Andrew Sater Road, the office said in a news release. Deputies arrived at the scene to find a woman, whose name has not been released, with an apparent gunshot wound to the stomach.

Witnesses told investigators a man visiting the property had a gun of unknown type in a bag, and the gun discharged when he set the bag down.

According to the story, the man beat feet.

Politeness ensures domestic tranquility.

A Pennsylvania man bought a gun one day after police responded to a domestic dispute at his home and used it less than three weeks later to kill his wife, three children and then himself, authorities said.

The gunnularity draweth nigh, as yet another gun fireth itself.

Police were called to Sentara Careplex on Aug. 9 for a walk-in shooting victim. An investigation found that Blazer and a woman were at a home on Ambrose Lane at the time of the incident.

Blazer was reportedly handling a gun, when the firearm discharged and a bullet it (sic) the woman in the foot.

Some ammosexuals just cannot control themselves, even if, as the Beatles remind us, “Happiness is a warm gun.”

There was a brief panic Wednesday when a gun accidentally went off inside a men’s bathroom in Old Faithful Lodge.

(snip)

Premature discharge aside, no one in the bathroom was injured, and officials believe the gun went off by accident, citing statements from multiple witnesses—with at least one present in the bathroom when the shot went off.

According to Park rangers, the gun owner has not been identified. Presumably, he fled the bathroom shortly after the incident.

The stupid. It burns.

Politeness takes practice.

Police say a 21-year-old man accidentally shot and killed himself at a gun range in Philadelphia’s Spring Garden section.

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Police say the man was cleaning his gun when he accidentally shot himself once in the chest.

The hunt for politeness proceeds apace . . .

Michael was cleaning his Remington hunting rifle at his home around 3 p.m. Saturday when it fired, said Boiling Springs Police Chief Nathan Phillips. The teenager was pronounced dead at the scene. Investigators said Sunday the fatal shooting appeared to be “accidental.” His family sees it the same way.

. . . as yet another gun fires itself.

Buckle up for safety, always buckle up.

Investigations determined that as Huldack was getting out of his vehicle, his holstered gun on his hip fired one round.

They say Huldack’s seatbelt apparently struck his gun, causing the weapon to discharge.

When is someone going to hold guns responsible for turning on their ammosexuals? Or, for that matter, for turning on their ammosexuals?

More polite play:

Investigators say they don’t plan any charges after a 12-year-old boy was accidentally shot and killed by an 11-year-old playmate.

Florence County deputies said in a news release that a 7-year-old boy was also in the house in Coward, and all three were being watched by a 15-year-old baby sitter when the shooting happened Tuesday afternoon.

Just another day in NRA Paradise . . . .

It is unwise to toy with politeness.

Authorities say a 12-year-old boy has died after being accidentally shot at a Florence County home.

Deputies told media outlets a second child was wounded, but is expected to survive.

Authorities said the shooting happened Wednesday afternoon in Coward as the three boys were playing with the weapon. Investigators did not release the type of gun or whether any adults were in the home when the shooting happened.

Just another day in NRA paradise.

Commit your hate crime with politeness.