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There’s no politeness like well-trained politeness.
The man was attempting to re-holster his gun when he accidentally pulled the trigger, said Club President Rick Olson, who called the incident “regretful.”
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In a passing reference, Tony Norman emphasizes that the Orlando shooter was as American as baseball, hotdogs, apple pie, and certain automobile marques:
Follow the link for the rest.
In related news, Helen Ubinas bought a gun.
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Meanwhile, day-to-day politeness proceeds per normal.
A Grand Rapids man who accidentally shot himself in the hand was hospitalized late Sunday, June 12.
The man, 26, was trying to unload and clean his gun when it discharged.
Just Another Day in NRA Paradise . . . . 0
At the Bangor Daily News, Gwynne Dyer sums up the speculation as of yesterday regarding the Orlando shooter, then wonders, “What’s the big deal?”
Read it. It answers John Romano’s question.
Stray Thought, Anthropology Dept. 0
The NRA is a cult of the phallus.
“An Armed Society Is a Polite Society” 0
Get a drop on politeness.
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When officers arrived they learned the child had been shot when a man attempted to climb through the window to open the door because the family was locked out. As the man, a family friend, climbed through the window, a gun fell from his pants, discharged and hit the child.
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The hunt for politeness proceeds apace.
Matthew Fluty and his friend Dale Long, 15, were preparing to go bird hunting about 11:30 a.m. Tuesday at young Fluty’s house in Berlin Township when Dale discharged a pump-action shotgun he was trying to clear. The shot struck the Fluty youth in the back, Sheriff Sigsworth said.
What the hell was he doing not making sure the gun was pointed at the ground?
Guns and stupid–a magic combination.
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Selfie-politeness is the politest kind:
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. . . and another gun that fires itself.
Authorities said a gun went off inside a home of Banner Springs Circle on Thursday afternoon.
A bullet from the gun passed through the hand of one child and into the arm of another. Both children were taken to a local hospital with injuries that did not appear to be life threatening, according to Stafford sheriff’s spokeswoman MC Moncure.
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Be polite to your delusions.
“Local police had previously responded several times to 911 calls in previous months to the house for reports of intruders in the attic, in the basement and other parts of the house,” the district attorney’s office said in a news release. “Police investigation revealed that both were under the influence of methamphetamine during these incidences and the cause of their delusional behavior.”
If the delusions had been packin’, they could have protected themselves.
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Worship politeness. (Or is that “worship politely?” Nah. It’s gunly politeness they worship.)
“And what he was doing was clearing the weapon,” he added.
A round inside the chamber discharged and struck the ceramic tile floor.
And another gun that miraculously discharged itself, praise the Lord and pass the ammunition.
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Politeness is essential to domestic tranquility.
The two boys had been playing with the gun. The 10-year-old called 911 at 12:18 p.m. to report the shooting, Leamon said.
Just another day in NRA paradise.
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Inculcate politeness from an early age.
The 28-year-old father had the gun, which he is licensed to carry, when he was taking out the trash and didn’t want people to see it, so he put it in his son’s school bag, police said. The father forgot about the gun and went to work.
No charges will be filed because of course they won’t.
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Shower your children with politeness.
The father reportedly told authorities that he left his .45-caliber gun on the table.
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Drive politely.
He then flagged down an officer on the side of the highway and tried to claim that someone else shot him, Capt. Walter Busby said. An investigation revealed it was an accidental self-inflicted shot, according to police on the scene.