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“An Armed Society Is a Polite Society” 0
A polite society is a clean society.
And a clean society, it seems, is a stupid society.
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Southern Beale points out the inconsistencies (follow the link for the entire post).
Image via Job’s Anger.
“An Armed Society Is a Polite Society” 0
Politeness is a family affair.
The kid may have been using a magazine, but authorities are throwing the book at him.
“An Armed Society Is a Polite Society” 0
Politeness: It’s just how you play the game.
Gamers, guns, and bloodlust–the American Dream.
We are beyond hope.
“An Armed Society Is a Polite Society” 0
Even if persons get too close to you, show politeness.
Dupree reportedly waited for the driver. When he emerged from the store and got into the driver’s seat of his car, she started yelling at him and initiated an argument, court documents say.
The man backed out of the parking lot and started to drive away, but the two continued to argue. The man reportedly yelled, “I’m a man” out of his car window, probable cause records say, prompting Dupree to reply, “Well, I’m a woman. That’s why I have an equalizer.”
Dupree allegedly retrieved a handgun from her truck, pointed it at the man and walked toward his car as he tried to leave the parking lot.
“An Armed Society Is a Polite Society” 0
Another day in NRA Paradise . . . .
The medical examiner says Phonisay apparently was posing with his gun and it discharged when he went to holster it. A round was fired into his right groin, striking his femoral artery.
Gunning for Jesus 0
You may now worship at Our Lady of the Winchester.
Words fail me, except to point out the obvious: these people are nuts.
“An Armed Society Is a Polite Society” 0
Be polite to your mother.
According to a report, the child found the gun in the car and thought it was a toy.
That’s when he picked it up and pulled the trigger.
“An Armed Society Is a Polite Society” 0
Bid your good-nights politely.
Mr. Swaha saw a bullet hole in the wall and called 911. He knocked on the door of an adjacent apartment but was told by a woman who came out to investigate the noise that no one lives there. The woman checked the next apartment down and a bloody man answered.
Ah, to rest in the arms of Morpheus in NRA Paradise . . . .
“An Armed Society Is a Polite Society” 0
Play politely in the park.
An 8-year-old boy is hospitalized after accidentally shooting himself in the foot.
It happened just after 5:00 p.m. Wednesday at Chelten Avenue and Ardleigh Street in the Germantown section of Philadelphia.
Police say the boy found a gun while walking in the park and picked it up.
Another playful day in the NRA Playground.
“An Armed Society Is a Polite Society” 0
Polite play placates participants, perchance permanently.
Today in Anthropology 0
Prototypical wingnut Bible discovered.
“An Armed Society Is a Polite Society” 0
Self-politeness is the politest kind.
Emergency crews responded to 25 Pine St. around 3:30 p.m. after receiving a 911 call from Murray, who said he had shot himself in the leg with a .22-caliber revolver. Police said Murray was outside on his porch when they arrived, and he told them the incident was accidental.
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Politeness must be inculcated from the early years.
WCMH-TV (http://bit.ly/1IHSRIt ) in Columbus reports the younger child was struck in the neck when the gun discharged Tuesday morning in a neighborhood just west of downtown.
Another day of personal protection in NRA Paradise.
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Politeness is a moving experience.
A child died Monday night in Boyd County after police said she accidentally shot herself.
(snip)
According to the girl’s brother, the shooting happened while the family was moving into their home and unpacking their belongings.








