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Politeness is child’s play.

One of the twins was playing with his mother’s gun and pointed it down the hallway just before 2 p.m. He pulled the trigger as his brother was walking by, according to the police report. When the gun went off, his brother was hit in the right arm with the bullet exiting out of his back, according to the police report.

According to the story, he didn’t see his brother until it was too late.

Politeness can be a moving experience.

A woman died Tuesday morning in what police believe may have been an accidental shooting. . . .

Preliminary investigating indicates a woman was moving her boyfriend’s gun when the weapon fired, Indianapolis Metropolitan Police Department officials said.

A model (home) of politeness.

A Georgia sheriff is under investigation after he critically injured a woman in a shooting that he described as an accident, police in an Atlanta suburb said on Monday.

Clayton County Sheriff Victor Hill shot Gwenevere McCord, 43, in the abdomen at a model show home in a subdivision in Gwinnett County on Sunday, according to police. Local media reported that McCord is a real estate agent who is friends with Hill.

Guess he didn’t like the asking price, but, according to TPM, he ain’t talking.

And, in more news of the polite . . . .

Politeness is a family affair.

Lt. Larry Rice with the Tarrant Police Department said the father of the young child was cleaning his gun when it went off, striking the boy around 6:45 p.m at their home on Bell Avenue.

If you are too stupid to unload a gun before cleaning, you are too stupid to handle a weapon–any weapon.

Politeness as child’s play:

Authorities say a child was flown to a hospital after reportedly being shot with a BB gun in suburban Philadelphia.

Ensure that the young conduct themselves politely.

Sources report that police were called to a home near Cholla Street and 83rd Avenue to investigate a shooting about 9:30 p.m. There, investigators learned a boy, 2, who shot himself in the face while playing on a bed with his grandmother. Apparently, the gun was “rolled up in sheets,” but it’s unclear how the child discovered it.

The question in this scenario is quite simple. Who’s the biggest turkey?

Missouri Department of Conservation officials are investigating a Tuesday accident in which an Arkansas man shot another hunter after mistaking him for a turkey in Wayne County.

A feet of politeness:

On Wednesday at 3:42 p.m. Racine County dispatchers was advised there was a patient at the Aurora Memorial Hospital of Burlington with a self-inflicted gunshot wound to the foot, according to a news release issued late Wednesday.(snip)The preliminary investigation shows the injury was a result of a hunting accident, according to the release.

Politeness must be inculcated from a young age.

A Pocatello firefighter who lives in Chubbuck has been charged with misdemeanor injury to a child in the accidental shooting death of 5-year-old Noelle Aston Shawver, of Blackfoot, last July by another 5-year-old.

(snip)

The little girl was killed after being struck by a bullet discharged from a firearm held by another 5-year-old child on the afternoon of July 30, 2014, at Lish’s home. Adults in the home at the time were in another room.

Afterthought:

Just for grins and giggles, consider whether this would be a misdemeanor were the persons involved black in Baltimore.

Be polite in the wild.

Police say Christopher Montoya was showing off his gun during a camping trip earlier this month when it accidentally discharged, hitting his (13-year-old–ed.) brother in the stomach. The boy was airlifted to UNM Hospital in Albuquerque.Detectives say Montoya admitted to having drank six or seven beers that night.

“Guns and booze,” the hallmark of the good guy with a gun.

Don’t skip politeness.

Curtis Johnson was close to graduating, but he died when the gun went off in the 4600 block of Chelwood Drive in Southeast Memphis.

Social media posts say it was senior skip day. The high school senior was shot during school hours.

According to police, witnesses identified 19-year-old Kendrick Patterson as the shooter.

MPD says that after arresting Patterson, he confessed to playing with a handgun and shooting Johnson.

Aside:

When did “senior skip day” become a thing?

Another decorous day in NRA Paradise.

The shooting was reported shortly before 8 p.m. Sacramento County Sheriff’s Department spokeswoman Sgt. Lisa Bowman said the victim, a man in his mid-20s, and his wife were in a vehicle stopped on Sixth Parkway when they became involved in a heated conversation with a pedestrian. The pedestrian reportedly pulled a gun and fired multiple rounds at the victim and his wife.

Practice politeness (until you get it right).

The 55-year-old was shooting at the pistol range at On-Target at 560 Beechcraft Lane when she was injured just before 12:45 p.m., according to a statement from Crystal Lake police.

The woman fired a shot and a hot, expended shell casing landed inside her shirt, police said. When she tried to remove it, the pistol accidentally discharged and a bullet struck her in the thigh, officials said.

Drive with courtesy.

Wichita police say a man has died after accidentally shooting himself in the leg and then crashing his vehicle while trying to get to a hospital.

Demonstrate politeness to your potential progeny.

A man accidentally shot himself in the testicles while walking down a street in Los Angeles Saturday, police said.

The 26-year-old was enjoying a stroll with his girlfriend on Beverly Boulevard and Robinson Street in Silver Lake at around 12:45 a.m. when he heard a pop, a Los Angeles Police Department spokesman said.

This is a new twist in ammosexuality. After all, he could have just gotten one of those vibrator thingees.

Via Southern Beale.

Politeness takes practice.

Residents in the Lehigh Valley say their lives are in danger by stray bullets flying into their neighborhood.

They say the bullets have hit their homes and landed in their backyards and believe they’re coming from a nearby gun club.

According to the story, this has been going on for several years. Law enforcement says he link to the gun club has not been conclusively established. It could be polite hunters “milling around” (to quote the story).

Then it starts to get weird.

Polite at any speed:

Christopher Nazario, 31, of Hudson, was arrested without incident Friday morning after calling police to report an accident on Ledge Street, saying he was holding the other driver at gunpoint, police said in a news release. According to police, the incident began when Nazario and Anthony Santiago were passing over the Sagamore Bridge and continued in the northbound lanes of the Everett Turnpike. Nazario followed when Santiago exited onto Ledge Street, then passed him illegally, police said.

Nazario hit his brakes, then swerved to the left and collided with Santiago’s vehicle after he had turned in order to avoid a collision, police said.

Just another day in NRA Paradise . . . .

Politeness is a family affair.

A man apparently upset over a family business dispute “snapped” before fatally shooting his two brothers, his mother and his sister-in-law and then killing himself at a home in Phoenix, police said on Friday.

The shooter was found by police in an upstairs bedroom with a self-inflicted gunshot wound after Thursday’s incident, said Sergeant Trent Crump, a Phoenix police spokesman.

Another day in NRA Paradise.

Be polite at the late-night drinking party.

Police in Glens Falls say 56-year-old Carl Critelli was drinking with friends late at night this week when one of them started passing around his .32-caliber handgun.

The gun went off, sending a bullet tore through Critelli’s left hand and causing serious damage to two fingers. Critelli told The Post-Star of Glens Falls that he didn’t seek medical help because he doesn’t like doctors.

Instead, he put bandages on the wound and wrapped it with duct tape.

Afterthought:

If you can’t fix it with duct tape and a pair of vice grips, it can’t be fixed.

Vie the Bob and Chez Show Blog.