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It seems that some “responsible gun owners” saw fit to celebrate their Mother’s Day family restaurant outings by discharging their pointers of politeness at each other.

We are a broken society.

Yet another “responsible gun owner” performs a random act of politeness.

We are a broken society.

Politeness gain becomes child’s play.

Another “responsible gun owner.”

Another accessible gun.

Another child.

More courtesy on the concrete.

We are a broken society.

Yet another “responsible gun owner” exposes his portable phallus to children.

Investigators determined the children had gotten up early and found an unsecured firearm in the kitchen. While handling the gun, one of the children accidentally shot the 3-year-old, according to police.

Thus passeth another day in NRA Paradise.

Another “responsible gun owner.”

Another improperly secured gun.

Another child in the hospital.

Once again, politeness goes to the dogs.

Yet another “responsible gun owner” performs a random act of politeness.

We are a broken society.

More “responsible gun owners” feel compelled to discharge their portable phalluses on the road.

State police investigators believe the drivers of two vehicles fired shots at one another’s vehicles while driving on I-465. The driver of one of the vehicles later crashed as they exited the interstate, police said.

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The 12-year-old boy, who was riding in the back seat of the SUV, had been shot in the hip. Police noticed what appeared to be several bullet holes in the rear driver’s side door of the SUV.

We are a broken society.

And another random act of politeness.

AWe are a society of stupid.

More politeness on the pavement.

Yet another “responsible gun owner” feels compelled to expose his portable phallus on a public highway.

Yet another I’m-sure-if-you-asked-him-he-would-say-that-he-knows-how-to-handle-his-portable-phallus “responsible gun owner” takes politeness for a ride.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

Show politeness to those who want to keep their kindred safe.

We are a broken society.

Yet another incident of politeness on the pavement.

We are a broken society.

And, as we know, a polite society is a clean society.

The police chief said the children’s father was cleaning his pistol at the kitchen table when a round left in the chamber went off. The bullet struck his 4-year-old child in the upper left arm and then grazed the right arm of his 5-year-old child.

One more time, “responsible gun owner” is an oxymoron.

If you have a dispute with your neighbors, be sure to settle it with politeness.

When you attend the ceremony, be sure to say farewell to the dearly departed by displaying your politeness.

One person was shot and killed at a funeral on Wednesday afternoon in Virginia’s capitol city of Richmond.

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Richmond Police Chief Rick Edwards believes the shooting started after two funeral attendees got into an argument before the casket was in the ground. He says it’s something he’s never seen before.

We are a broken society.

Another “responsible gun owner” feels compelled to expose his portable phallus while passing on the pavement.