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“An Armed Society Is a Polite Society” 0
We are reminded once again that politeness is child’s play.
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Awaken strangers politely.
The victim also said he saw two males across the pond after he was shot, one of them holding a “AR-15” rifle.
(snip)
The suspects fled the scene in an unknown direction and did not offer the victim any assistance.
For some fool reason (as my Daddy would have said), the report goes on to say that the fellow who was dozing in the chair was wearing camouflage, as if that is in any way relevant to anything.
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Advocate for your political views in a polite manner.
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(Sigh) Yet another responsible gun owner discharges his responsibility whilst exiting his training facility.
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Responsible gun owners celebrate politely.
Police told Johnson it appeared to be a fallen bullet, possibly from celebratory gunfire. It came in through the top of a bedroom window, ricocheted from a rail on a top bunk bed and landed on the bottom mattress, Johnson said. They found it about 10 inches from Miranda’s pillow.
One more time, “responsible gun owner” is an oxymoron.
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Yet another responsible gun owner discharges his responsibility.
The bullet ricocheted off some trees, then struck the man, according to the sheriff’s office.
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Demonstrate politeness when in heavily trafficked areas.
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And a polite society is a clean society.
The Devout 0
Honest to Pete, you can’t make this stuff up.
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Be polite to those who come to your aid in your time of need.
Sheriff Wade said the manager of the nearby Econo Lodge motel and a female driver who witnessed the accident went over to assist Guiford when he began to fire a gun from inside his truck.
Shortly after, Sheriff Wade reported that Guiford got out of his truck, shot the motel manager in the leg, then attempted to cross the highway.
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Protect yourself from those bedridden hospital patients.
During the investigation, the man suspected of the shooting returned to the hospital and was interviewed by detectives.
Following the above-referenced interview, this responsible gun owner was–er–detained.
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Self-politeness is the politest kind.
The man, whose identity has not been released, was adjusting his pants inside the apartment building at 635 E. 12th Street when the gun fired, striking him in his upper left thigh around 7:21, p.m. police sources said.
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Secure security, politely.
The gun discharged by accident, striking the young man in the leg, said Lt. Dennis Garren, police spokesman.
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When traversing the nation’s thoroughfares, let courtesy accompany you in the passenger seat.