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Russian Impulses 0

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Involuntary Servitude Meets Voluntary Turpitude 0

Reporter to Trump:  How can you force 50,000 federal employees to work without pay.  Trump:  That's 30,000.  They only count as 3/5s of a person.  Aside from the cartoonist:  He's a strick obstructionist.

Via Balloon Juice.

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Starr Chamber 0

Shaun Mullen explains how the side effects of Ken Starr’s misbegotten and partisan investigation of Bill Clinton’s sexual peccadilloes may come back to haunt Donald Trump.

Aside:

When I was in grad school, one of my professors was fond of remarking on the “ironies of history.” If Shaun is correct, as he usually is, this would surely make his list.

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Petty Arseny 0

Shorter Donald Trump: I’ll take your ball and go home.

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Misdirectioned Play 0

Donald Trump facing southwestern border saying,

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You can argue that it’s also a misdirection play, as Russia is over there———————>.

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Suffer the Children 0

Donald Trump’s government shutdown is now taking food out of the mouths of children.

The federal government’s budget stalemate (they misplet “Trumpian temper tantrum–ed.) over border security is causing lunches to shrink at one eastern North Carolina school district.

Vance County Schools officials announced on Facebook late Tuesday that lunch menus “have been revised to a minimum level to conserve food and funding” starting Jan. 21. The county is about 50 miles northeast of Durham, along the Virginia state line.

More at the link.

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Parks and Wreck 0

The San Francisco Chronicle looks at the Trumpling of the national parks. A snippet:

Deciding against a full closure of the parks appears to be an effort to avoid the public outcry that greeted that 2013 shutdown, suggested Jon Jarvis, a former National Park Service director and currently the executive director of UC Berkeley’s Institute for Parks, People, and Diversity. . . .

But that 2013 shutdown, he said, was “a stewardship act”: Without employees on duty to manage and provide stewardship, the parks would be vulnerable. “I think we’re actually seeing that play out now,” he added.

Wildlife has been dining on garbage that normally would be collected and secure — a wildlife buffet that contributed to the decision to close Sequoia and Kings Canyon National Parks, and raised dangers of human-bear encounters at parks from Yosemite in California to Big Bend in Texas.

Much more disturbing stuff at the link.

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Rand Gestures 0

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Repo Man 0

Caption:  Trump considering using disaster funds from states, Puerto Rico to build his vanity wall.  Donald Trump and two heavily armed soldiers in front of flood-damaged house in Puerto Rico.  Husband in doorway says to wife,

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Fact-Check 0

Couple watching as Donald Trump concludes his speech with

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So Much Winning 0

PoliticalProf.

Mike Littwin has more, and it’s not pretty.

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Signs of the Times 0

Two men in suits and sunglasses holding signs saying,

In related news, real world consequences of the Trumpian Temper Tantrum are starting to pile up.

Image via Job’s Anger.

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Redaction Action 0

Image of sharpie labeled White House next to a document with multiple words marked out so that all that remains is

Via Job’s Anger.

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The Wall-Eyed Piker Gets It Wrong (Why Am I Not Surprised?) 0

In my local rag, historian Matthew Gabriele points out that, on the historical evidence, walls don’t work, despite Donald Trump’s claims that they do.

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“Compassionate Conservatism” 0

Uh, yeah.

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Russian Impulses 0

Shaun Mullen keeps up with the latest so I don’t have to.

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Going to the Dog 0

Victoria Hugo-Vidal suggests that, since our government is going to the dogs, it might be better if it went to the dog. A snippet:

Because President Dog’s executive orders would be unintelligible to us, since nobody speaks fluent BARK BARK BARK (and in all likelihood the orders would most likely translate to “Let’s go for walkies RIGHT NOW”), if anyone in Congress wanted something done, they would have to pass legislation for it. And they would have to pass it by a veto-proof majority, because while we can certainly dip President Dog’s paw in vegetable-based ink (just in case he licks it off) and point him toward the legislation, we cannot predict if he will stamp his paw on it, or if he will chew it up instead. Congress could not rely on executive actions to accomplish their goals – they would have to do it themselves.

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Why I Subscribe at Least as Much as I Can 0

Once upon a time, there were corrupt local governments (picture of two officials throws piles of cash about), but they were watched by people paid to investigate stories (picture of reporters in front of mayor's office) and the bad people were caught (picture of man in cuffs being led away by police).  Then one day the internet appeared and everything changed (picture of computer) and now people want their news for free, so there is no one left to watch local government (picture of mayor's office with no reporters), but that's okay because governments will be good now (picture of two officials chuckling to themselves).  At the end, Goat says, Excuse me while I go subscribe to seven newspapers.

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Support your local rag.

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The Art of the Con 0

David Treadwell marvels at the marks.

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The Vice of the Turtle . . . 0

. . . lays about the land.

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