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Straight Ticket 0

Ballot for President, Vice President, Senator, etc.   Every candidate for every office is named

Via Juanita Jean.

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Hey! Rubio! 0

Failure is not an option deterrent.

Marco Rubio as used car salesman selling car labeled


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Republican Issue Analysis 0

One Republican, looking a bowl of potatoes:  Obama peeled potatoes!  Second Republican:  We must repeal them

Via Job’s Anger.

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Republican “B” Sides 0

Warning: Language.

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How Stuff Works: The Religious Right 0

Chauncey Devega interviews Frank Shaeffer about how the religious right took over right-wing politics.

Follow the link and listen up, y’hear.

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It’s All Downhill from Here 0

Via Raw Story.

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The Pile Next Time 0

Hilary Sargent and Roberto Scalese of Boston.com attempt a taxonomy of snow shovelers on the sidewalks in Beantown. Here’s a bit from one that seems too true to be funny (emphasis in the original):

3. THE LIBERTARIAN: There are no rules for the libertarian. His goal is to shovel his place as efficiently and cheaply as possible. Dump snow in the street? Sure. Over in the neighbor’s yard? Absolutely. Does his snow pile half-bury the next guy’s car? Sorry, them’s the breaks.

Follow the link to find out where you and your neighbors fit in.

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“Business Experience” 0

Daniel Ruth reviews the record of Jeb “Oh God Please Not Another” Bush. A snippet:

Bush, R-DeLorean, has added another shaky entry on his business resume that suggests an aspirant to the White House too often has the financial acumen of Willy Loman.

The Miami Herald has reported that between 2007 and 2010, the Cash McCall of Miami served as a board member and consultant to InnoVida, which sounds a bit like Lucille Ball’s tipsy commercial for Vitameatavegamin, and was about as successful.

For all that keen consulting, Bush, R-Betamax, hauled in a cool $15,000 a month. InnoVida was supposed to manufacture lightweight building materials for affordable housing, which sounds like a bully idea. But the firm went belly up in bankruptcy court and its founder, Claudio Osorio, went to the federal slammer for 13 years for running a Ponzi scheme.

There’s more. Lots more.

And, in related news . . . .

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Mitt the Flip Diva 0

Mitt flips his hat out of into out of* the ring while Steven M. sums it up. A nugget:

Oh, and I almost forgot to mention my favorite line from the Times story:

    He (Romney—ed.) added that it was “unlikely” that he would change his mind.

Oh, for crissake, Mitt. Just stop. We know this is killing you and you still want to leave the door open a teeny, tiny, crack, but it’s closed, it’s locked, and it’s bolted. Nice knowing you. Now go away.

________________

*As of this afternoon. Tomorrow is another day.

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Snowjobmageddon 0

Announcer wearing

Via Southern Beale.

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The Galt and the Lamers 0

Whom someone admires says much a person (and about a political party).

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A Pipeline Full of Crazy 0

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All the News that Fits 0

Pony:  What's your homework assignment?  Danae:  Write a report on Nature.  Pony:  What part of nature?  Danae:  Any part.  Pony:  Ah, so you chose human nature?  Danae:  What are your talking about?  Pony:  The nature of making up stuff to support your preconceived notions.  Danae:  It's called


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“Wordslaw” 0

Jim Wright marvels at Sarah Palin’s recent speech. Here’s a bit:

I’m a skilled writer, I’m even more skilled at mockery, and there is nothing I could have penned that would have come close to that golden horde of … well, hell, you can’t call it word salad, it’s more like finely ground mulch. Compost.

Edit: No in retrospect, mulch and compost are the wrong words. “Word salad” is pitifully inadequate. It’s more like Word Coleslaw. Wordslaw!

Do read the rest.

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None Dare Call It Terrorism 0

Chauncey Devega explains how terrorism is not “terrorism” when it’s done by the white right people.

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Fire-Trapped 0

Pennsylvania Republicans are on fire with the white heat of self-righteousness (emphasis added).

For Bucks County Republicans and power brokers, the parties at Claire Risoldi’s extravagant mansion near New Hope were unforgettable affairs.

(snip)

Occasionally, guests would whisper about where Risoldi got her money, since her only known job was in her daughter’s law office. She often explained that she inherited a windfall from her late husband’s successful tile company.

State prosecutors provided their own theory last week: rampant insurance fraud. The Attorney General’s Office on Thursday charged Risoldi and several members of her family with bilking insurers out of $20 million after her mansion caught fire three times in five years.

Had she worked for a Wall Street Bank, she’d have gotten a bail out, not a bail bond.

Afterthought:

If my house caught fire three times in five years, I’d want a new house or, at least, an arson investigator and a private eye.

She, however, had a burning desire for her cause. She carried a torch for Republicans. Republicans flicked her Bic. She was a fan of the Bu-Tane Clan. Republicans lit up her life. She was on fire for the cause. She let her light so shine under the bullshit bushel. She glowed little glow-worm glimmered glimmered.

I’ll stop now, but you can continue. The opportunities are endless.

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The Campaign Trail 0

Daniel Ruth is doing his homework before hitting the hustings. A snippet:

For my part, I’ve been studying Apocalypse Now, The Shining, Blue Velvet and Joan Crawford’s biography for tips on how to be certifiably loopy on the Republican primary debate circuit.

I figure if I show up on the stump decked out like George Washington, demand a return to the pelt standard, call for an electrified 300-foot-tall border fence (land mines optional) and the repeal of Obamacare in favor of a universal national health care system providing free Vaseline petroleum jelly for every true American, I’m at least halfway up Pennsylvania Avenue.

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News, Ripped from the Ticker 0

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Edumacation, Republican Style 0

Boy reading a science book with a flashlight under the covers.  Republcan father bursts in and boy says,

Via Job’s Anger.

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Strike(s) Three 0

Jeb Bush and Mitt Romney pointing at each other and saying,

Via Job’s Anger.

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