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H/T Susan for this:

He: I just found out you’re my daughter and we’re married and having a baby.

She: It’s not your baby.

Victor is still my hero.

Headline:

Woman accused of creating fake law firm to bilk Lutheran Social Services

Real law firms resent the competiti–oh, never mind.

Via Eric Garland.

And I thought “flash mobs” were so three years ago.

Afterthought:

One of the legacies of the wedding industrial complex is that proposals are no longer private, personal, and intimate. They have become Spectacles, and not the kind I wear, thank you.

I once watched a fellow propose on the stage of a playhouse during the curtain call for the last performance of a community theatre production.

The lady accepted on the stage.

But Second Son, who performed in the play, told me later that all hell broke loose in green room.

It took the fellow six months to regain the ground that he lost.

This response to a patent (or, in this case, copyright) troll is priceless.

Via Raw Story.

The End of the World as We Know It . . .

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Via AMERICABlog.

Jamesetta Walker issues a wake up call.

If I were to drink one more (cup of coffee-ed.), I might dissolve into a pile of coffee grounds. That’s if I buy into a study by the University of South Carolina that warned against four or more daily cups of joe. Researchers found higher rates of death among heavy coffee drinkers younger than 55.

Then again, my liver’s health might actually improve if I drink four cups of coffee a day, according to a Duke University School of Medicine study that percolated simultaneously last week with the South Carolina findings.

More eye-openers at the link.

Weiner warning.

The cops want to finger the toes.

Police in central Pennsylvania are hoping to find the person who fits a pair of pink shoes he left behind after police say he accosted a woman, took $200 from her, then fled on a neon green bike.

Altoona police Lt. Jeffrey Pratt tells the Altoona Mirror (http://bit.ly/19BKxNi ), “We have his shoes” . . . .

They are shoer they will catch him.

Warning: Naughty images.

More language than usual.

Warning: Mild language.

If, after that, you still find baseball confusing, Bob Newhart explains it all.

Via AmericaBlog.