Words Fail Me category archive
Florida Man . . . 0
. . . loses his head.
Fly the Fiendly Skies 0
One more reason I’m glad my days of flying all over the country to conduct training classes are behind me.
Borderline Disorder 0
It’s amazing what you can do with a Sawzall.
The Voter Fraud Fraud 0
The voter fraudsters aren’t who Republicans want you to think they are.
The report goes on to explain that, through some strange Alice-through-the-Looking-Glass reasoning, this is apparently legal in Indiana because that was their last residence of record in the state. Or something.
Aside:
Many years ago, in my road warrior days, I was sitting in the bar of my favorite hotel in Chicago. At a table close to me, three young whippersnappers in three-piece suits from what was then called the Sears Tower, which was about two blocks away, were discussing impending layoffs at their outfit.
Finally, one of them, as he took a sip (or maybe it was a gulp) of his whiskey, said, “Well, I know one thing. I’m never going back to Indiana.”
I think I now understand why.
Facebook Frolics, Maskless Marauder Dept. 0
The stupid. It burns.
These Viral Times 0
Headline: Wawa donates 53-foot refrigerated truck to New Jersey for use as temporary morgue
I have no words.
Republican Family Values, “Honor Thy Father and Thy Mother” Dept. 0
Aside:
A small quibble: Trump did not make the remark about grandparents sacrificing themselves, but he might as well have.
Fly the Fiendly Skies 0
. . . but Lizzy Acker wants you to leave your support serpent at home.
The Christmas Police 0
As my mother would say, the nerve of some people.
Suing for the Whole Enchilada 0
Actually, for a taco and the fine print.
