Joy 0
Our next number is dedicated to all the boys and girls who think that “happy holidays” is blasphemy.
A Christmas Parable 0
Michael Harriot reports on the incoming Santa Claus. A snippet:
“The last guy was utterly incompetent,” an unnamed elf told The Root. “He wanted to build a wall around the North Pole and spent most of his time playing golf at his resort, Mar-a-Igloo. Of course, he claims that the election was stolen and is even trying to subvert the final decision of the Elf-toral College.”
MSNBC’s Al Veshi sums it up:
