Celebs 0
Some cartoon the other day (I think it might have been Bizarro) went sort of like this:
“What do you call a gathering of celebrities?”
“Rehab.”
I don’t pay too much attention to celebrities other than reading the daily gossip column in the local rag as I progress through the magazine section to the advice column, then to the highlight of my newspaper day (the comics) or to see what has recently been posted to alt.binaries.multimedia.nude.celebrities (I’m a newsgroup kind of guy).
But I did get seduced to follow the Huffington Post link to this:
According to the L.A. County Sheriff’s Dept., 21-year-old Lohan was nailed around 2:15 AM near Pico Boulevard and Main Street early Tuesday morning.
And I had just one thought:
If she were some poor black or brown girl from the Southbridge or Riverside districts, she wouldn’t see the light of day for years.
Instead, she’s back on the streets.
