H/T Karen for this link (It’s an AP story, so all you get is a summary):
In Lincoln, Nebraska, a gentleman decided that a thong was an appropriate substitute for gym shorts. Story here.
And here in the Greater Philadelphia Co-Prosperity Sphere:
Four people accused of stealing $2,200 worth of bras in Media may have been key players in an interstate ring estimated to have cost Victoria’s Secret stores as much as $1 million, according to Pennsylvania State Police.
“If what Victoria’s Secret is saying proves to be true, this is a pretty significant arrest,” said Trooper Jonathan Sunderlin, community services officer in Media.
More than a week ago, state police began looking for a gray Dodge Magnum with Rhode Island plates after employees reported a theft from the Victoria’s Secret at the Granite Run Mall.
So, on Sunday afternoon, when employees reported another theft, troopers were able to quickly spot the vehicle leaving the mall and arrest the three men inside, Sunderlin said.
Police searched the car and found the bras, as well as fake receipts, cut-up security tags, money, and gift cards, he said.
The question that occurs to me is this: Just how or where do you sell a stolen brassiere?