Footloose, fancy-free, and extremely polite:
Police were called to the store around 12:30 p.m. and found the man sitting on the tailgate of his truck with a gunshot wound to his right foot. The man, L.C. Williams, said the holster recently broke and he was carrying his concealed weapon in his waistband.
As he was approaching his truck, the gun fell out of his waistband, hit his foot and discharged, according to Orlando police.
(These folks parody themselves.)