April, 2020 archive
These Viral Times 0
Headline: Wawa donates 53-foot refrigerated truck to New Jersey for use as temporary morgue
I have no words.
Overfill 2
Brad Stennerson argues that there’s such a thing as too much television news and offers advice on how to dial it back.
A snippet; follow the link for the rest:
Shoot for the minimum necessary news. Not a second more.
Obviously, that’s not what the networks want. They want you transfixed by the screen, eyes wide with terror, heart fluttering with every overly-Midwestern pronunciation of every unnerving word.
My own opinion is that any television news is too much television news (unless there are nice pictures of a snow storm to look at). Television reporting manages to be both overblown and superficial at the same time.
Why spend half an hour watching someone talk about something when you learn more in greater depth in five minutes of reading?
Kludge 0
Someone not at all techy asked me to define “kludge” today in connection with a conversation about a kludge.
The best I could come up with was this: “It’s like prose by Dickens. You know there’s meaning in there somewhere, but you have to work very hard to find it.”
Aside:
I tried to read The Pickwick Papers multiple times and never got past chapter five.
“An Armed Society Is a Polite Society” 0
A responsible gun owner (sic) gets pantsed by his own politeness.
One cannot help wondering just precisely to which item of anatomy the euphemism, “lower extremity,” refers.
Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.
Under Cover of Coronavirus 0
While news of the coronavirus is grabbing everyone else’s attention, Will Bunch takes the time to look at what’s going on elsewhere. Here’s bit:
Follow the link to read why he wrote that passage.