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The Toga Party 0

J. D. Vance:  Ah, Mr. President!  I see you've adopted a new look.  Donald Trump, dressed as a Roman emperor:  America needs a reset after those stupid midterms.  You may now refer to me as Emperor Trump the First.  Vance:  Yes, sir.  This will certainly re-establish your dominance.  Trump:  Now, what is this crap Natalie says you're posting on X about how you want to distance yourself from me?  Vance:  Perish the thought, sir.  My loyalty is absolute.  Though I was thinking about maybe I could lose this outfit now . . . .  Trump:  Nope.  No way.  Vance:  Of course not.  Trump:  Say, where is everybody?  This place seems deserted.  Vance:  Oh, they're all polishing their resumes and researching extradition treaties, just normal stuff you do with the holidays approaching.  Trump:  Eh, okay, whatever.  I just don't understand what happened.  I made the election about me.  I gave speeches about my ballroom and the reflecting pool  What the hell is wrong with these low I. Q. people?  Vance:  They are a strange and fickle lot, sir.  Somehow, they failed to comprehend the dangers of radical communist Muslims, and forced transition for children, and all the other very real threats you tried to warn them about.  Trump:  Well, it wasn't my fault.  I blame all the idiots around me.  Who hired these people?  Vance:  I couldn't possibly say, sir.  Stephen Miller enters:  Chief of staff reporting for duty , sir.  It's time to focus on your next target of retribution--the entire voting public.  Trump:  Yes!  I'll teach them to defy Trump.  But first I want to talk about my arch some more.  Miller:  Of course, sir.

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