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Share a basket of politeness with your young ‘uns.

Her son, Jordan Lewis, told NBC 5 his 10-year-old daughter accidentally shot her cousins after they found a gun while digging in a bucket full of clothes.

The children had been searching for cell phones to play with, according to the grandmother.

Yet another responsible gun owner . . . .

Politeness takes practice.

The sheriff’s office said people at a nearby home were shooting at targets and a motorcyclist was struck by a stray bullet.

The motorcyclist was able to slow down enough and realize he had been shot. He was then taken to Hennepin County Medical Center and is in stable condition, the sheriff’s office said Wednesday.

Just some more of those responsible gun owners at play . . . .

Plight your troth politely.

But according to the Fresno Police Department, the weekend celebration turned tragic when a 23-year-old man couldn’t take no for an answer and opened fire after a young woman rejected his advances. One of the bullets hit her 10-month-old daughter in the head, and the child has been hospitalized ever since.

Much more at the link.

Protect yourself politely.

Authorities say the man was walking in a residential area on the north side of the city at about 12:30 a.m. Saturday when he saw two people walking toward him (and decided he was going to be robbed–ed.). Police say that’s when the man pulled out a gun and accidentally shot himself.

Another gun owner demonstrates how responsible he can be.

The victim had forgotten that his gun was still loaded and in the process of reaching for the gun and picking it up, he evidently pulled the trigger, the gun fired and a bullet struck his foot, according to the sheriff’s report.

The injured man then managed to drive himself to the hospital.

Politeness is a family value.

Investigators ultimately learned that two young brothers had engaged in a “brief struggle” over a handgun when the firearm accidentally discharged, striking the teenage boy, according to according to Unified police detective Kevin Mallory.

Citizens on site began to provide medical assistance, but the 17-year-old passed away by the time medical crews and police officers arrived, Mallory said.

Parent politely.

Kayden and Bekki Gunter had just returned home Thursday afternoon when she put her purse on her bed and went into the bathroom, Tim Gunter said.

Inside her purse was a teal-colored Glock pistol.

Within seconds, (two-year old–ed.) Kayden managed to unzip the purse, pull the weapon from a holster within the purse and pull the trigger, Tim Gunter said.

Youthful politeness.

Just another day in the NRA’s Garden of Eden.

Politeness takes practice.

According to the Jim Wells County Sheriff’s Office, Elita D. Diaz and her husband, Gabriel Diaz, were target shooting with family when a rifle went off and struck Elita in the torso. The bullet passed through Elita and struck her husband in the arm.

According to the Alice Echo News-Journal, a family friend was removing the magazine from a high powered rifle when it went off. Authorities believe the shooting was purely accidental.

Why was this “responsible gun owner” allowing the gun to point at another person living creature while he was mucking about with the magazine? One more time, “accidental” is not a synonym for “negligent.”

Party politely.

The man, Johnathan Rice, was with a group of individuals that had driven out to an area east of Chino Valley off Perkinsville Road earlier that day to have a party and consume alcohol, according to the Yavapai County Sheriff’s Office.

Rice had a revolver and was firing the gun randomly, according to information gathered by YCSO. While the group was in the bed of a pickup truck, one of the shots Rice fired struck 16-year-old Aneesa Williams of Chino Valley in the head, YCSO reported.

Get a load of yet another “responsible gun owner.”

Police said the man was unloading his gun inside a vehicle when he accidentally shot it, striking himself in the leg. The incident happened around 3:45 p.m.

The man was a passenger in a vehicle traveling on Gadsden Highway. The driver of the vehicle pulled over in the Nationwide Insurance parking lot at the corner of Gadsden Highway and Rock Creek Circle and called 911.

Politeness takes practice.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid,
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you, brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

The youngster was later reported to have died, and another 12-year-old child had also received a gunshot wound to the hand in the incident.

Police said their investigation determined the children had been playing with a loaded gun when it accidentally discharged, killing one and wounding the other.

Thus passeth another day in NRA Paradise.

Afterthought:

Since the recent mass shooting in my town, there has been a spate of letters about guns in my local rag, such as, for example.

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Expose children to politeness from an early age.

A 5-year-old girl is dead following an accidental shooting in North Charleston (South Carolina-ed.), according to police.

The incident happened Monday afternoon. Charleston police say four children were left unattended when one of them found a loaded gun. Officers say the child accidentally pulled the trigger, shooting the little girl.

Politeness is family value.

A father is accused of fatally shooting his daughter during a domestic violence incident while her 14-month-old baby was inside their Renton apartment, Renton police said.

Investigators are still trying to determine what led to the outbreak of politeness.

More playful responsible gun owner* antics . . . .

According to the criminal complaint, several people were sitting inside a parked car at Dorie Miller Park Friday, when (Edward Alexander–ed.) Smith-Allen began pointing at the vehicle’s occupants. Multiple witnesses described Smith-Allen’s actions as “playing,” at the time the weapon discharged and wounded a female passenger.

Mr. Playboy turned himself in and is currently released on bond. His playmate victim is on life support.

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*In the world of gunnuttery, all gun owners are “responsible gun owners” until suddenly they’re not.

Get a bang out of politeness.

The Oconto Falls area resident had tried to use his .22 caliber handgun (to fire at turkeys–ed.), but when it wouldn’t fire, he unloaded it, but saw one bullet still in the cylinder.

He started to bang the cylinder against a table to dislodge the bullet, which went off, the report said.

The bullet was stuck in the man’s ring finger when he went to the Oconto Falls hospital emergency room . . . .

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid,
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you, brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

When you dine out at night, always be polite.

A woman died after shooting herself accidentally at a Ruby Tuesday’s restauarant along Wonder Drive in Kannapolis Saturday night, Concord Police said.

The NRA will likely argue that, had she been armed, this would not–oh, wait.