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Another polite guy with a gun:
Police said the bullet came from a small-caliber handgun carried by a 53-year-old man from Jasper, Ga. The gun accidentally discharged, and the bullet traveled across Helen’s tourist-laden Main Street and struck the woman in the side.
More persons packing heat will, no doubt, prevent such things from happening in the future.
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Playdates must be polite.
According to the coroner’s office, Walker died at University Hospital from a gunshot wound to the head.
“We didn’t know for a long time whether he was going to make it or not,” Mohr said.
Police have charged a 17-year-old juvenile with Walker’s murder.
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While the cat’s away, the polite will play.
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They said a 15-year-old boy who lives at the home found a hidden key to the gun safe and was able to get to a handgun inside. The 15-year-old told police that the gun went off as he was putting it back in the gun safe.
Both parents were at work at the time of the shooting. Police said the 15-year-old had been told not to have friends over when the parents weren’t there.
An, in more news of the polite, the polite shoot first and ask questions later (Via Atrios):
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Play with your toys, politely.
The pellet lodged in the 18-year-old’s stomach after his brother, 25, accidentally discharged an air rifle at their Honeysuckle Street home.
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Be polite after an accident.
“The driver of the motorcycle was thrown and suffered serious injuries. The motorcycle driver suffered a possible gunshot wound during the crash,” Cole said in a statement. “A gun was recovered at the scene and may have been in the possession of the motorcycle driver at the time of the crash.”
Police think the 60-year-old biker was packin’.
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The polite die young.
Isom said he and two other members of the White County Sheriff’s Department responded to a residence in Cassville about 8:20 p.m. on Sunday to the report of a shooting of a 7-year-old, whose identity has not yet been revealed. Isom said they believe the boy had gotten ahold of a pistol.
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Be polite while visiting your grandparents.
Police say the boy accidently (sic) fired the gun, striking himself.
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Be polite when closing the sale.
The bullet struck the gun owner in the pocket area, and shrapnel from the bullet hitting the pocketknife ricocheted and struck the other man in the hip.
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Keep playtime polite.
The Galveston County Daily News reported that the boy was shot by his 7-year-old cousin.
Texas City Police Captain Joe Stanton told the Daily News that the two boys were playing unsupervised with the victim’s 9-year-old brother when they found the weapon.
“The kids found the handgun inside the residence,” said Stanton, and were playing with it when it discharged.
And, in more news of the polite, politeness gets a Boost.
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How to be polite in Killingly (I did you not), Connecticut:
Authorities say 22-year-old Kyle Carney of Killingly had been pointing a rifle in the boy’s direction when it accidentally discharged.
“Accidently.” Yeah.
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Show politeness to children.
Elmorsy’s downstairs neighbor, Tom Hollowell, said his 2-and-a-half-year-old daughter was sleeping in her room when the bullet flew by her bed and lodged itself in a closet door about three feet away.
Hollowell and his girlfriend noticed the bullet hole the next day and called police in a panic.
In other news of the polite, just read the comments.
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Dispose of your weapons politely.
You can’t make this stuff up.
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Enter the Darwin Awards, politely.
The 31-year-old man killed himself after firing a gun he said was empty, according to reports.
The man was in his apartment in south Evanston with three friends when he retrieved a shotgun, police said. The man proceeded to show off the gun, alarming his friends, who told him to put the shotgun away. The resident ejected two to three rounds from the shotgun and told his friends it was empty. He then held the shotgun to his face and pulled the trigger.
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Politeness extends south of the border.
A vet who posed with a gun for a selfie died shortly after shooting himself in the head by accident.
You can’t make this stuff up.
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Cleanliness is next to politeness.
Another person to stupid to own a gun, another gun that fires itself.
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As the twig is bent . . . .
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Be polite in the halls of commerce.
Jaudon then slapped the employee across the face.
The employee grabbed Jaudon and threw her to the ground.
Once separated, Jaudon threatened to kill the employee and admitted that she had a gun.
She then went outside, got a gun out of her vehicle and waved it around, threatening to kill the employee once again.
Via Southern Beale.