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Be polite to your classmates.
The gun was removed from the classroom at Oasis Elementary School near Sweetwater Avenue and 78th Drive shortly after the student pulled it out of his backpack, according to Danielle Airey, a Peoria Unified School District spokesperson.
When I was in the first grade, I knew better than to go touching the damned gun.
If I had, my father might have acidentally gone off.
“An Armed Society Is a Polite Society” 0
Practice accidental acts of politeness.
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A man inside the house was handling the gun when it accidentally fired, officers said. He was hit in the thigh.
“Accidentally fired.” Yeah. Another magic gun that fires itself.
And, in additional news of the polite . . . .
Clima, a worker at the Norfolk Naval Shipyard, was arrested Thursday, but police say the incident happened back in November.
Court documents obtained by Newschannel 3 show Clima’s victims were a grandfather hunting with his 11-year-old grandson on Butler Drive.
He came out of the woods and rousted them for no damn reason.
“An Armed Society Is a Polite Society” 0
Honor thy father and thy mother, politely.
“An Armed Society Is a Polite Society” 0
Yet another is polite to himself.
More guns does indeed mean more politeness.
“An Armed Society Is a Polite Society” 0
Another person demonstrates the importance of being polite to oneself.
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Remove unwanted guests politely.
Karl Edward Hormann III is accused of shooting Brandon Smith, who officials said had returned to the doctor’s home after he had been asked to leave.
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Politeness is essential to a successful camping trip.
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A polite society is a clean society.
Police say the 22-year-old initially left the house after the shot was fired.
Now, about those intelligence tests for having firearms . . . .
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Be polite to farm animals.
“If there was something strange in the pasture, the donkeys would alert,” Todd Garrett said.
But now, Clyde will have to work alone while investigators determine who shot and killed Bonnie over the weekend.
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More pub politeness: now it’s a shooter in Shooters.
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The practice of politeness in pubs proliferates.
Officers said the gun somehow went off under a table, the bullet hit the floor and then ricocheted, grazing a woman in the leg.